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There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Quotes by Don Herold

I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.

Quotes by Don Knotts

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Quotes by Don Marquis

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

Quotes by Don Marquis

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Quotes by Don Marquis

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Quotes by Don Marquis

Glenn was the one who invited me to join the Eagles in 1974, and it turned out to be a gift of a lifetime to have spent so many years working side by side with him. He was funny, strong,...

Quotes by Don Felder

I think I've got a funny face.

Quotes by Dominic West

It's really funny to me that I get called a workhorse or somebody who's really good at making other people better in the ring. I feel like I'm good at every aspect of this. I feel like I'm a great...

Quotes by Dolph Ziggler

I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.

Quotes by Dominic Chianese

The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and...

Quotes by Dominic Chianese

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'

Quotes by Dominic Cooper

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.

Quotes by Dominic Cooper

When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from a very early age, I had an idea of what was funny and why people laughed.

Quotes by Dominic Holland

I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers.

Quotes by Dominic Holland

I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my audience - so people are really laughing at themselves. This is the theory, anyway, and I am aware...

Quotes by Dominic Holland

I must say that I am rather partial to funny dog videos.

Quotes by Dominic Holland

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Quotes by Djimon Hounsou

It's funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows - or it could be anything like hair or nails - when you're rapping about a specific thing, you can have more punchlines about it.

Quotes by Doja Cat

When Dad died in 1998, it really hit my confidence - he'd helped me write and he thought I was really funny, but since he'd died I didn't feel right. And it felt like no one but me even remembered...

Quotes by Dolly Wells

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