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I am at the top of the pyramid, but I am not stupid, and I realise that one small step could see me fall down very quickly.

Quotes by Patrice Evra

Promotion is necessary and it has to be done. I am not shying away from promotion, but going to cities and malls and raising your hands like a stupid guy is not required.

Quotes by Paresh Rawal

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.

Quotes by Paris Hilton

All of the characters in my films, they share one commonality. It doesn't matter whether they are good or bad, it doesn't matter whether they are smart or stupid, these characters all take responsibility for their own behavior. I'm much the same.

Quotes by Park Chan-wook

I wish I was more stupid because I'm either completely ecstatic and joyous and absolutely high as a kite or I'm a bit morbid. There's never anything in between.

Quotes by Paloma Faith

My mum's always on at me to have children and blames 'that stupid stage thing you do' for me not already having a family.

Quotes by Paloma Faith

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.

Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.

Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?

Quotes by Owen Hart

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.

Quotes by Owen Hart

I certainly would have regretted not getting into wrestling. It's been very lucrative for me and I've been fortunate to get into it and make money and not do anything stupid where I invested in something that collapsed.

Quotes by Owen Hart

God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause.

Quotes by Orson Scott Card

The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.

Quotes by Orson Scott Card

It's stupid and embarrassing that you can describe something to one person and not to another. Until I've solved that problem I'm not going to feel like I've achieved too much.

Quotes by Oneohtrix Point Never

I sometimes feel nervous because I give stupid answers to certain pointless questions. It happens in Turkish as much as in English. I speak bad Turkish and utter stupid sentences.

Quotes by Orhan Pamuk

I was living at home until about 27 and decided it was time to move out and move somewhere else, so that's what I did. I wanted it to be the right thing to do. I didn't want to buy something out of my price range; I didn't want to be stupid with my money, so I decided to stay at home. Luckily, my mum and dad were amazing.

Quotes by Olly Murs

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

Quotes by Olivia Wilde

Yoga is the most boring exercise. It's for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India's climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they're doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they're skinny because there's no food.

Quotes by Noureen DeWulf

The metaphor of the king as the shepherd of his people goes back to ancient Egypt. Perhaps the use of this particular convention is due to the fact that, being stupid, affectionate, gregarious, and easily stampeded, the societies formed by sheep are most like human ones.

Quotes by Northrop Frye

America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind.

Norman Mailer

When you're 14 and you're with your friends, you laugh about really stupid stuff, but as you get older, the laughter inside you dies. When you're older, you need a bit of help.

Quotes by Noel Fielding

I'm sure there have been a lot of boys I've chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that's kind of how things happen - sometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face.

Quotes by Noel Wells

You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.

Nikolai Gogol

Bill Clinton beat Bush's father, President George H.W. Bush, for the White House in 1992 by focusing on 'the economy, stupid' - and Clinton's victory led, in time, to the longest sustained boom in American history.

Quotes by Nigel Hamilton

If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.

Quotes by Nicole Polizzi

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.

Quotes by Nicolas Malebranche

Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.

Quotes by Nick Swardson

I always feel stupid giving advice since I've been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don't click.

Quotes by Nick Lachey

I think that N*SYNC had opportunities laid out in front of them because of their connections with people whom Backstreet were affiliated with, and to not utilize those connections would be stupid. That's just life. They're both very talented groups.

Quotes by Nick Lachey

My brother and I are kind of known for doing fairly ridiculous and stupid things.

Quotes by Nick Lachey

I've heard that I've gotten a lighter complexion, as if I've bleached my skin. I think that is so stupid and ludicrous. For those who want to bleach their skin, that's fine. I just didn't bleach mine. I'm a black woman. I don't want to be anything but a black woman.

Quotes by NeNe Leakes

I am against censorship. I don't think there is anything more stupid than censorship.

Quotes by Nelson Algren

It took me a long time, but I don't feel as anxious about stupid things anymore - or perhaps they've just been replaced by more complicated stupid things.

Quotes by Neil Finn

Let me tell you something about full moons: kids don't care about full moons. They'll play in a full moon, no worries at all. They only get scared of magic or werewolves from stupid adults and their stupid adult stories.

Quotes by Neil deGrasse Tyson

The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent.

Quotes by Neal Stephenson

The difference between stupid and intelligent people - and this is true whether or not they are well-educated - is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.

Quotes by Neal Stephenson

In general, I'd rather ask questions and look stupid than keep quiet and not understand what someone's talking about.

Quotes by Naomi Alderman

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

Quotes by Muammar al-Gaddafi

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

Quotes by Morrissey

I was asked once if I ever got tired of playing bimbos, and I answered that I've never played a bimbo. I've always played smart, manipulative women. Marilyn Monroe and Judy Holliday, who were not stupid, could play stupid really well, but I don't do it well.

Quotes by Morgan Fairchild

I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither mean nor stupid. What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas culture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity, anti-intellectualism, and machismo.

Quotes by Molly Ivins

Your message is stupid. Iraq is not afraid of you or anyone else when it has a right to claim. What you warned about is not on Iraq's agenda. Iraq is vital and powerful. It is not an opportunistic country. Your administration has not learned from the past.

Quotes by Mohammed Aldouri

When we were making 'Arrested Development,' it was the hardest thing I'd ever done. You know, nobody was watching. We weren't getting feedback. The job wasn't paying very well. But the one thing I did feel confident about was: No one will ever be able to do this again. Because no one would be stupid enough to try.

Quotes by Mitchell Hurwitz

I've been fat my whole life and pretended I don't mind. But I do mind. It's really stupid that I've gone on being greedy and fat.

Quotes by Miriam Margolyes

Israel is stupid for allowing people to vent their anti-Semitism.

Quotes by Miriam Margolyes

Let's be clear about one thing. Non-college educated doesn't mean stupid. It means you wisely chose not to pay $40,000 a year to be lectured on microaggressions.

Quotes by Milo Yiannopoulos

First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.

Quotes by Milos Forman

People have interpretations of what you're supposed to be like. If you're unattractive and overweight, you must have a great personality. If you're attractive, then you must not be the nicest person. People are always taken aback that I'm easygoing but not necessarily stupid.

Quotes by Mila Kunis

Such a faith would be fatal to my reason, to my liberty, and even to the success of my undertakings; it would immediately transform me into a stupid slave, an instrument of the will and interests of others.

Quotes by Mikhail Bakunin

There's nothing balanced about the 50 percent run, 50 percent pass because that's 50 percent stupid.

Quotes by Mike Leach

I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that something the rest of us couldn't perceive. They're an idiot before, they're an idiot now, and they'll be an idiot afterwords. It's mind-numbing.

Quotes by Mike Leach

I make mistakes. I say stupid things. I do idiotic things. And, quite frankly, I'm proud of them. Why not make mistakes?

Quotes by Mika

I say really stupid things sometimes. When I go back and watch some of my old interviews from when I was younger, I just cringe.

Quotes by Michelle Pfeiffer

The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.

Quotes by Michel Houellebecq

The most stupid religion is Islam.

Quotes by Michel Houellebecq

Women are not stupid, but they were not clever enough to realise that feminism did not bring freedom, but the opposite. That's why I'm glad feminism is dead.

Quotes by Michel Houellebecq

I'm not one of those critics that believes U.S. foreign policy is confused, or stupid, or misinformed, or well-intentioned but it goes awry. I think it's a brilliant policy filled with many brilliant, terrible, horrible victories.

Quotes by Michael Parenti

What I like are films that take me seriously, that don't treat me as more stupid than I am.

Quotes by Michael Haneke

I have to admit that the empty prestige and the stupid glory - yes, the horrible rush, the deadly sense of importance that war brings to life - are hard illusions to shake off. Look at me, a war correspondent.

Quotes by Michael Hastings

I think I'm prouder of 'The Victim' than anything else, just because, if nothing else, it doesn't look silly, it doesn't look stupid. It holds up. It's fun. A lot of people have enjoyed it, and I'm real happy about it.

Quotes by Michael Biehn

I have no choice but to fight them every step of the way. I can't tell you how many other stupid ideas have been proposed over the last two years.

Quotes by Michael Arad

Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to desire. This is sufficient. The skillful artist will not alter his measures for the sake of a stupid workman.

Quotes by Mencius

There's been so many different types of musicals, and it's a funny genre because there's a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it.

Quotes by Melissa Etheridge

I got a lot of very bad hate on social media from some people from my school. I think people thought I changed because they saw me on TV. They weren't close enough to know that I was still the same human being... When I walked at graduation, I got booed. It was kind of stupid.

Quotes by Melanie Martinez

The most stupid mistake a counter-insurgency operation can make is alienating the population. If you alienate the population, you're finished.

Quotes by Meles Zenawi

Famine has wreaked havoc in Ethiopia for so long , it would be stupid not to be sensitive to the risk of such things occurring. But there has not been a famine on our watch - emergencies, but no famines.

Quotes by Meles Zenawi

Always remember: You have to identify the disease before you can begin work on a cure. In the case of support for Donald Trump, the results are in: It isn't the economy. It's the racism, stupid.

Quotes by Mehdi Hasan

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.

Quotes by Megan Fox

I saw the discrimination that was happening towards Middle Easterners, Muslims and other brown people who had nothing to do with 9/11. It suddenly felt like a duty of mine to talk about some of the crazy things that were going on and make fun of how stupid it was.

Quotes by Maz Jobrani

I hate my name. It's a stupid, horrible name.

Quotes by McG

I was the youngest child. I got to be myself and ask stupid questions because I was the youngest. It is so important to listen to the questions children have and reward them for the wondrous questions they ask.

Quotes by May-Britt Moser

When everything is easy one quickly gets stupid.

Quotes by Maxim Gorky

A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.

Quotes by Maxim Gorky

Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he will not crumble when the world from his point of view is too stupid or base for what he wants to offer. Only he who in the face of all this can say In spite of all! has the calling for politics.

Quotes by Max Weber

Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he shall not crumble when the world from his point of view is too stupid or too base for what he wants to offer.

Quotes by Max Weber

We're sometimes treated like the stupid cousin, so I'm always drawn to characters that make you feel good about being Welsh.

Quotes by Matthew Rhys

When I'm done with a book, I always give it to someone with expertise in the topic and tell them to flag all of my stupid mistakes.

Quotes by Mary Roach

I got too old to live in the bush. You really need to be youngish and healthy, so it seemed stupid to keep going.

Quotes by Mary Leakey

When I was writing 'Bad Behavior,' I was very, very quiet. I would just sit there and listen to people. And if I was out in public, I was usually quiet, and people tended to assume I was stupid because I was a young, pretty girl who's quiet.

Quotes by Mary Gaitskill

Sitting here now today, I can forgive a lot of the English people because it only takes a hand full of bad people to do something stupid like that and it can make the whole country look bad.

Quotes by Marvin Hagler

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?

Quotes by Martin Freeman

Maybe I'll start a little group of us that's called the Don't Do Stupid Stuff caucus. I'm going to be in the D.D.S.S. caucus. I'm going to lead it. There's no reason for us to be doing stupid things that are not getting us anywhere.

Quotes by Martha McSally

Using a massive panel of pure sapphire for the front of a phone would be a little bit stupid.

Quotes by Marques Brownlee

I love Jughead. I love his one-step-removed perspective on everything in Riverdale. And I love the fact that he wears that stupid hat.

Quotes by Mark Waid

Even if I'd wanted to work at Goldman Sachs, they weren't going to hire me, because I was saying things like, 'That's a dumb question' when I was asked something stupid in the interviews. I just didn't have a lot of respect for authority.

Quotes by Mark Pincus

I blew about pounds 70,000 on stupid things - a very expensive car which got written off, and nightclubs. I'd always pick up the bill. It's very easy to spend a lot of money in a short space of time, going out.

Quotes by Mark Lester

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

Quotes by Mark Hoppus

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

Quotes by Marjane Satrapi

I would love to do a really stupid character on 'The Office'. I'm so an 'Office' fan.

Quotes by Marisol Nichols

I may have been stupid, but I've done nothing wrong.

Quotes by Margaret Moran

You can't build another bridge that's so close to ours. It's stupid.

Quotes by Manuel Moroun

I remember once being told by a casting person, years ago, that I shouldn't pursue a career in the business because of the color of my skin. The fact that I remember it today means it stuck with me. I thought that was really stupid advice and advice nobody should ever give someone.

Quotes by Manish Dayal

It was weird - writing is a stupid thing to do. I come up here in the morning to a pleasant room in the roof of my house and imagine I'm a black South American football superstar; then I have to imagine I'm a female pop celebrity who's pregnant. It's a completely mad way to spend your time.

Quotes by Mal Peet

I would rather be stupid than pretend to be intelligent.

Quotes by Mahesh Bhatt

Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting - only woman at the table - and I'd think, 'OK well, I don't think I'll say that. It may sound stupid.' And then some man says it, and everybody thinks it's completely brilliant, and you are so mad at yourself for not saying something.

Quotes by Madeleine Albright

The executive branch has grown too strong, the judicial branch too arrogant and the legislative branch too stupid.

Quotes by Lyn Nofziger

Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid.

Quotes by Lynda Barry

I don't agree with beauty contests. I did it one time. It wasn't embarrassing being Wonder Woman; it was embarrassing walking around on stage in a bikini. It was ridiculous, stupid, and humiliating.

Quotes by Lynda Carter

Never be afraid to ask when you don't understand. It sounds like a little thing, but awful things have happened, international incidents have flared, and markets have collapsed just because people couldn't make sense of what was being said. They didn't ask 'why?' because they thought it would make them look stupid.

Quotes by Lynda Resnick

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