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It sounds kind of stupid, but I've never not wanted to be a musician. It's been inside me since I was little so I don't know what else I would do.

Quotes by Zola Jesus

It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam.

Quotes by Zbigniew Brzezinski

It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed.

Quotes by Zara Phillips

I've had acting teachers say, 'If you want to do anything else but act, that means you're not an actor,' which I think is stupid!

Quotes by Zazie Beetz

There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

I don't try to do things that might make me look stupid, because the risk is there.

Quotes by Xabi Alonso

I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

Quotes by Xavier Niel

I don't want people mistreating me. I found out when you're vulnerable and your heart's open, then people step on you. You're really stupid for letting that happen. And the only way to counteract that is to be like Wolfman Jack. Because if you do nice, kind things for people, then how are they going to mess you over?

Quotes by Wolfman Jack

Ignorance is pitiful! If you are ignorant and stupid, you are sick - white, black, green, I don't care.

Quotes by Willie Wells

People aren't stupid. I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent. Now it's 4 _ percent. We've got 1/4 million jobs that we've created.

Quotes by William Weld

When I left NSA, it was with an understanding that you can never underestimate the power of large numbers of stupid people.

Quotes by William Binney

The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.

Quotes by Willa Cather

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Quotes by Will Rogers

In the game of politics, both parties are sometimes guilty of passing really stupid laws that, in reality, are purely symbolic and have no real impact on anyone.

Quotes by Whitney Tilson

The Postfix security model is based on keeping software simple and stupid.

Quotes by Wietse Venema

When you're young, you're stupid.

Quotes by Wendy Hiller

Back when I was growing up, it was like, 'You're too young to know what you want. We're telling you what you want. It doesn't matter if you like it. And you are stupid. Just so you know.'

Quotes by Wendi McLendon-Covey

I'd be stupid not to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ because it was tough out there and I was nervous, and I felt his presence all day.

Quotes by Webb Simpson

The reason our games generate so much revenue is because we're stupid enough to charge $60 for a box or $50 for a download or something. You need used games because most people can't afford those prices.

Quotes by Warren Spector

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

Voltaire

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

Quotes by Virginia Graham

Every business I don't know, if I spend enough time - a couple of months - I will know a lot. I know quite a lot about football now. I know the value of players, and we won't do stupid things.

Quotes by Vincent Tan

You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have.

Quotes by Vin Diesel

Censorship is a stupid thing. There should be certification, and not censorship. People are smart enough to understand that if a film is meant for kids, then kids will watch it and if a film is meant for adults, only adults will watch it.

Quotes by Vikramaditya Motwane

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?

Quotes by Victoria Jackson

That's the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don't, you end up with egg on your face. You have to commit. You can't think about how stupid it might look without the special effects.

Quotes by Victoria Pratt

We all look stupid in patterned tights.

Quotes by Victoria Coren Mitchell

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured.

Quotes by Victor Davis Hanson

For me, it works to my advantage when people think I'm stupid. If somebody who disdains you or wants to control you underestimates you, you can play their game right back.

Quotes by Veronica Webb

I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I'm not stupid, and I can make fun of myself.

Quotes by Utada Hikaru

Climbing Everest is so big now, with so much money involved, and the Sherpas are not stupid. They see this, and they want to take over the business and kick out the westerners. This is a big fight.

Quotes by Ueli Steck

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

Quotes by Unknown

I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what's on my mind, and that's it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It's making kids so stupid.

Quotes by Tyler, The Creator

I was the overweight kid who didn't have a boyfriend. I listened to other people say, 'You're ugly, you're fat, you're stupid,' and I believed it.

Quotes by Tyka Nelson

The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not to accept the challenge to him and hit to left field.

Quotes by Ty Cobb

Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid.

Quotes by Ty Segall

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

Quotes by Trey Parker

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Quotes by Trey Parker

Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that I've done something that I knew was wrong.

Quotes by Trevor Horn

Mary Joe Fernandez rarely has a bad loss. She never tries for stupid shots.

Quotes by Tracy Austin

I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.

Quotes by Tommy Hilfiger

Ethnic stereotypes are boring and stressful and sometimes criminal. It's just not a good way to think. It's non-thinking. It's stupid and destructive.

Quotes by Tommy Lee Jones

The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.

Quotes by Tommy Armour

People want a result. Immigrant voters aren't stupid, and they're going to know who's on their side.

Quotes by Tom Snyder

I was quite frustrated by school and found solace in going to the drama studio, doing stupid voices, and being an idiot. I then went to Guildhall School of Music and Drama and signed with a great agent in my third year.

Quotes by Tom Glynn-Carney

We intellectuals are not stupid: we know the phenomenology of guilt is a bad photocopy of the phenomenology of thought, so it's much cheaper to press that button.

Quotes by Timothy Morton

I've always been aware that probably writing songs - stupid songs or, at least, theatrical songs - is, I dunno, I certainly don't think about that, about my persona on stage. In fact, I work really hard not to address it too much in my head.

Quotes by Tim Minchin

I think every artist needs a rule that's stupid but that helps him, like a deadline would.

Quotes by Thomas Mars

My songs are my kids. Some of them stay with me, some others I have to send out, out to the war. It might sound stupid and it might even sound naive, but that's just the way it is.

Quotes by Thom Yorke

When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.

Quotes by Theodor W. Adorno

I'd go stupid collecting and counting my money.

Quotes by Thelonious Monk

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.

Quotes by Terry Jones

When I applied for grad school, I did not specify genre. I said I wanted an MFA in Creative Writing. I was so cute and stupid! The admissions committee at Pitt decided to put me in poetry.

Quotes by Terrance Hayes

Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.'

Quotes by Teller

It is clear to me that creating a pathway for decryption only for good guys is technologically stupid. You just can't do that.

Quotes by Ted Lieu

Donald Trump himself actually said during his campaign that he essentially thinks being unpredictable is a good thing. Maybe that's a good thing in domestic politics, but in foreign policy, that is really stupid.

Quotes by Ted Lieu

I watch a lot of hockey. There are some good hockey players and there are some awfully stupid hockey players.

Quotes by Ted Lindsay

The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains.

Quotes by Ted Lindsay

I get nervous before everything - dates, filming, award shows. I just don't want to say something stupid. But as soon as I step out on that stage, or as soon as I show up to a date, it all goes away, and I just have a great time with whoever I'm with.

Quotes by Taylor Lautner

Doing the press has become as much of a job as getting in front of the camera. You have to avoid burnout, avoid saying anything stupid, but still come across as yourself.

Quotes by Taron Egerton

Your character is always right. No real person thinks they're being stupid or misguided or bigoted or evil or just plain wrong - so your characters can't, either.

Quotes by Tana French

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid.

Quotes by T-Pain

It is a lonely existence to be a child with a disability which no-one can see or understand, you exasperate your teachers, you disappoint your parents, and worst of all you know that you are not just stupid.

Quotes by Susan Hampshire

I actually think the whole concept of retirement is a bit stupid, so yes, I do want to do something else. There is this strange thing that just because chronologically on a Friday night you have reached a certain age... with all that experience, how can it be that on a Monday morning, you are useless?

Quotes by Stuart Rose

Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system.

Quotes by Stokely Carmichael

I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.

Quotes by Stevie Nicks

You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.

Quotes by Steven Moffat

Men get together, and they complain about their wives because it's what they feel they're supposed to do. It's as phony as your frat-buddy's stupid tribal tattoos, and everybody knows it.

Quotes by Steven Crowder

I just had lunch with Slash two days ago. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn't created because of some stupid grudge. That's a shame.

Quotes by Steven Adler

I can't sight-read classical etudes - I would have to see it and learn it. But yeah, I can read. It is a wonderful tool. It's like speaking another language. Anyone that says reading music can hurt your playing is either stupid, lazy, or ignorant.

Quotes by Steve Lukather

We've demonstrated a strong track record of being very disciplined with the use of our cash. We don't let it burn a hole in our pocket, we don't allow it to motivate us to do stupid acquisitions. And so I think that we'd like to continue to keep our powder dry, because we do feel that there are one or more strategic opportunities in the future.

Quotes by Steve Jobs

We didn't have lawyers and accountants. No one was watching out for our money. We'd go to the office and get money and go on our way. I was 19-20 years old then. I was stupid. I didn't know any better. We weren't getting our fair share of the money. That happens to young musicians all the time. It makes me mad when I think how stupid we were.

Quotes by Steve Jones

Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid.

Quotes by Steve Carell

SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into situations - that's always where the humor comes from.

Quotes by Stephen Hillenburg

I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid.

Quotes by Stephen Hopkins

The director of 'Independence Day,' 'Godzilla' and 'The Patriot' has certain attributes, all of which are given full vent in 'The Day After Tomorrow.' He's crude, stupid, slick, cornball, predictable, laughable, relentless, trivial and, the sum of all these, ridiculous. He's never made a movie you could believe and he still hasn't.

Quotes by Stephen Hunter

'Shall We Dance?' takes a small, exquisite Japanese movie and turns it into a big, stupid American movie. Still, it must be said that as glossy and overproduced as the thing is, it's a good big, stupid American movie.

Quotes by Stephen Hunter

I'm not stupid. I mean, I didn't go to college but I've got a lot of common sense.

Quotes by Stephen Jackson

Stories need stupid decisions that, at the time, seem absolutely rational and necessary. Without stupid decisions, the world isn't thrown out of balance, and so there's no need for a 'rest of the story' to balance it back.

Quotes by Stephen Graham Jones

When I was young I used to smother myself with olive oil mixed with a dash of vinegar to keep the flies away and lay in the sunshine for hours on end. But we knew no better then. Now we know how stupid that was.

Quotes by Stephanie Beacham

Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.

Quotes by Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

I was stupid in a business way. I should have been greedier.

Quotes by Stan Lee

I've made some stupid decisions, so I have to be careful. I once said 'no' to a film that was a number-one hit. And 'Date Movie' had the smallest budget of any movie I'd been in, and it went to the top of the box office.

Quotes by Sophie Monk

Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business, because hundreds of people are ready to take your place at any time. Maybe some people should think about that.

Quotes by Sophia Bush

I am trying to be a girl who is real and has an opinion. Might say stupid things but not scared of men, and for me that's important.

Quotes by Sonam Kapoor

If I choose to be part of stupid films, I don't deserve to call myself an actress.

Quotes by Sobhita Dhulipala

Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana.

Quotes by Slavoj Zizek

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

Quotes by Sloan Wilson

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.

Quotes by Sky Ferreira

In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.

Quotes by Simone de Beauvoir

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.

Quotes by Sinbad

Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Quotes by Sinbad

We kid ourselves that we're trying to be empathetic with the human condition from a distance, but I don't think that is it at all. It's stupid; it's a waste of time. But when the earth flexes its muscles, that's rather different. That's a powerful reminder of where we are.

Quotes by Simon Winchester

The hatred and the vitriol against Donald Trump has nothing to do with Donald Trump. It has to do with the fact that the academic priesthood lost control of what they call quote-unquote 'ordinary rednecks' - that they're stupid, they don't understand. The fact is, those people actually understand a lot.

Quotes by Shiva Ayyadurai

You think you're writing the most important book, you think you're writing the most stupid book, and you never really know before it's done that it's going to be done.

Quotes by Sheila Heti

Sharon Needles was based on two things: That she was beautiful and that she was stupid.

Quotes by Sharon Needles

Sometimes people don't trust the force of kindness. They think love or compassion or kindness will make you weak and kind of stupid and people will take advantage of you; you won't stand up for other people.

Quotes by Sharon Salzberg

I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff.

Quotes by Shane West

I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.

Quotes by Shakira

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct.

Quotes by Shakti Gawain

I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it's stupid - they'd have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up.

Quotes by Shane Black

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