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When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions.

Quotes by Brian Bosworth

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Quotes by Brian Celio

If this TV success had come in my twenties and I'd become a heart-throb, I would have been very stupid. I would have got into a lot of situations that I really wished I hadn't.

Quotes by Brendan Coyle

We played it as long as we could play it on that CD and I think it might be 50 minutes, maybe. What you have to do is play a couple of songs and then get off the stage because everything that trails it sounds stupid.

Quotes by Branford Marsalis

For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I'm not Brad Pitt.

Quotes by Breckin Meyer

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.

Quotes by Bradley Whitford

That's the hard part about sport: as men we haven't started to be in our prime, but as athletes we are old people. I needed support. I lost trust and did stupid things.

Quotes by Boris Becker

If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.

Quotes by Boris Johnson

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Quotes by Bobby Heenan

Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we've done.

Quotes by Bob Mortimer

I think it is just stupid economics for a government to approach economic management from a strand of thinking regarding unions as enemies.

Quotes by Bob Hawke

I could never afford to be in a position where I could do something stupid, so I gave up drinking.

Quotes by Bob Hawke

Memo to Congress: America's problem is not that government is too small. It's the spending, stupid!

Quotes by Bob Beauprez

People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote, rejecting the role of compulsory constituent.

Quotes by Bob Black

I stand by the stuff I say, even the really stupid stuff. I'll find a way to justify it.

Quotes by Blake Shelton

I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.

Quotes by Bo Burnham

I was being called a shock comic. I hated that. It's so cheap and stupid.

Quotes by Bo Burnham

I'd love to do something that doesn't have my stupid face in front of it. I feel like I've exhausted what I can do with my own face.

Quotes by Bo Burnham

People like casting me as these characters who definitely have an edge to them, but I don't really think 'bad boy' is something anyone can say about themselves without sounding stupid.

Quotes by Blair Redford

The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.

Quotes by Billy Idol

I used to write random little stupid things when I was five, but then the first song I really wrote was one called 'Fingers Crossed,' which is on SoundCloud.

Quotes by Billie Eilish

If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.

Quotes by Billie Joe Armstrong

I paint stupid things; that's what I do. I can't think of anything more boring than a really beautiful thing. You have to mess it up. There has to be something a little kinky to keep their attention.

Quotes by Billy Al Bengston

I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.

Quotes by Bill Parcells

I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor.

Quotes by Bill Joy

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

Quotes by Bill Keller

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

Quotes by Bill Engvall

I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.

Quotes by Bill Engvall

I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.

Quotes by Bill Engvall

Legacy is a stupid thing! I don't want a legacy.

Quotes by Bill Gates

I'm a professional athlete. I've been paid since I was in my early 20s to go out there and fight with guys who were 40 or 50 pounds heavier than I am and fight for my life. I got into a business where people make decisions based on some of the most stupid things.

Quotes by Bill Goldberg

I can do whatever I want. They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of time. I may tell them that they are wrong, and we will come to an agreement.

Quotes by Bill Budge

Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he's like, 'Umm, I'm taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate's, like, half Afghani, so it's going to cause some static.'

Quotes by Bill Burr

When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me.

Quotes by Bikram Choudhury

I always think that you should never, ever force a producer to do something with a song that they don't think they can do something fantastic with, I think it's a stupid idea to force it, even if you think it's your best song.

Quotes by Beth Hart

My parents were really poor. We never bought books because you could go to the library. It would be stupid to buy one.

Quotes by Beth Macy

I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.

Quotes by Bernie Mac

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Quotes by Bertrand Russell

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Quotes by Bertrand Russell

I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child - which is ironic because I was never, never sentimental about him as many of his fans were.

Quotes by Berkeley Breathed

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Quotes by Benjamin Franklin

As any old Taoist walking out of the woods can tell you, simple-minded does not necessarily mean stupid.

Quotes by Benjamin Hoff

I don't think you can rely on Iran. I don't think you can rely on other radicals like the Taliban. They dispatched Al Qaida to bomb New York and Washington. What were they thinking? Were they that stupid? They weren't stupid. There is an irrationality there, and there is madness in this method.

Quotes by Benjamin Netanyahu

I don't ride a sport bike. If I'm riding a sport bike and trying to do tricks, and going 200 miles down the highway, that's probably pretty stupid. But when you're riding a Harley or a chopper, and you're riding with a group of people and you're not on the highway and you're cruising, you're relaxing.

Quotes by Ben Roethlisberger

One person is never as stupid as a group of people. That's why they have lynch mobs, not lynch individuals.

Quotes by Ben Horowitz

I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement.

Quotes by Ben Carson

I just happen to believe that people are not stupid. And the way I will come at it is to educate people, help people to actually understand that it is that progressive movement that is causing them the problems.

Quotes by Ben Carson

True atonement isn't the periodic shaving of karmic stubble via confessional; it requires deep, truthful change. It means doing the hardest thing of all: not making the same stupid mistake again.

Quotes by Ben Dolnick

Colby Covington is an idiot. He is so stupid.

Quotes by Ben Askren

Colby Covington has a very low IQ. He says a lot of stupid things, and it's almost embarrassing that he represents our country that way.

Quotes by Ben Askren

Nobody else is stupid enough to get themselves into the straits that I get into.

Quotes by Bear Grylls

I knew her work very well and I knew that if she offered me a role in her movie, it wouldn't be something stupid. So I agreed to do the film before I read the script.

Quotes by Beatrice Dalle

Hiding my age won't make me younger. It would be stupid to not accept the fact.

Quotes by Barun Sobti

I wasn't stupid, or very smart. I didn't finish my education.

Quotes by Barry Keoghan

You say something stupid and the next morning you're in the headlines.

Quotes by Barry Manilow

I came from the NFL, so people didn't like that, or they just try to make assumptions, and I think when you assume, you look stupid.

Quotes by Baron Corbin

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Quotes by Bam Margera

I remember my mum coming into my bedroom when I was lying awake one night, and she asked what I was thinking of... And I was telling her about the inventions I would invent, and she said, 'Can't you ever just think stupid thoughts?'

Quotes by B. J. Novak

Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong.

Quotes by Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong. But acknowledging that there is a link between Islam and terror is appropriate and necessary.

Quotes by Ayaan Hirsi Ali

The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a little crazy. I once broke up with my boyfriend in London and went to an Indian guy's apartment who I didn't know and who told me he saw my aura and gave me a massage.

Quotes by Ayelet Zurer

When I was at MIT, they had a beta test of Mosaic, the first popular browser. I remember looking at it, and there was a weather map or something. Now, in fairness to me, there weren't any websites then. But I remember saying, 'This is stupid - what's the point?' Now, of course, it's obvious.

Quotes by Austan Goolsbee

I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.

Quotes by Aubrey Plaza

People do really stupid things while driving.

Quotes by Astro Teller

I'm floating between multiple media. I really wish you could buy the hardcover book and it would come with the digital download and audible version. I spend stupid amounts of money because I'm usually buying my books in at least two formats.

Quotes by Atul Gawande

A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!

Quotes by Ashton Kutcher

Of course I've done stupid things in my career, and I do always seem to be in the paper, but I hate seeing myself.

Quotes by Ashley Cole

Purple lipstick? Naw, that looks stupid on all girls!

Quotes by ASAP Rocky

For instance, one big issue in hip hop is the gay thing. It's 2013, and it's a shame that, to this day, that topic still gets people all excited. It's crazy. And it makes me upset that this topic even matters when it comes to hip hop, because it makes it seem like everybody in hip hop is small-minded or stupid - and that's not the case.

Quotes by ASAP Rocky

I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to pause time and not affect it. Not succeed. Not try to think ahead or think behind.

Quotes by Ariel Pink

I really wanted to make the worst thing: the thing that even people who liked bad, terrible music wouldn't like - the stuff that people would ignore, always. Something really, really stupid. Something that is destined for failure.

Quotes by Ariel Pink

The only thing that I'm not willing to do is really stupid, horribly written sitcoms. It can be tempting during pilot season time, but I realized this a while ago when I almost signed my life away to a stupid pilot.

Quotes by Ari Graynor

We foolishly did not realize Saddam was stupid.

Quotes by April Glaspie

It's so stupid, but I used to subscribe to Rachel Ray's magazine when I was little because I loved cooking and home things and stuff like that.

Quotes by Aquaria

I'd go to clinics and hear coaches say, 'You block with your helmet. You tackle with your helmet.' I'd say, 'No way! You block with your shoulder. It's a lot stronger blow, and you don't risk nearly as much. Why be stupid?'

Quotes by Ara Parseghian

To understand a word, we need to learn where it was born, what paths it took to reach where it is today, and how it has changed along the way. The word 'nice' is a positive word today, but hundreds of years ago, it meant 'stupid.'

Quotes by Anu Garg

I don't want to describe either Governor Mitt Romney or the Republicans as stupid, but I will say this - if you look at their platform, the 2012 platform, it looks like it's from another century and maybe even two. It looks like the platform of 1812.

Quotes by Antonio Villaraigosa

Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid.

Quotes by Antonio Villaraigosa

The British bombing of Caen beginning on D-Day in particular was stupid, counter-productive and above all very close to a war crime.

Quotes by Antony Beevor

And what I would say now is, yes, if a state enacted a law permitting flogging, it is immensely stupid, but it is not unconstitutional. A lot of stuff that's stupid is not unconstitutional.

Quotes by Antonin Scalia

I like debating policy. I never once attacked personally Secretary Clinton. I have found that when I have attacked people personally, that's been a stupid mistake on my part. And so whoever I have attacked personally, I apologize for.

Quotes by Anthony Scaramucci

Twenty-nine years on Wall Street, and an Italian last name, not one trading violation... they can't find anything. Because I would never dishonor my dad by hurting my last name by doing something stupid for money or for power.

Quotes by Anthony Scaramucci

I have found that when I have attacked people personally, that's been a stupid mistake on my part. And so whoever I have attacked personally I apologize for.

Quotes by Anthony Scaramucci

Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another.

Quotes by Anne Sullivan

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.

Quotes by Anna Kournikova

You should not starve yourself with stupid diets, which I don't believe in anyway.

Quotes by Anna Netrebko

People are just so stupid.

Quotes by Anna Nicole Smith

I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid.

Quotes by Anna Nicole Smith

Ideas are only lethal if you suppress and don't discuss them. Ignorance is not bliss, it's stupid. Banning books shows you don't trust your kids to think and you don't trust yourself to be able to talk to them.

Quotes by Anna Quindlen

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

Quotes by Anna Faris

If I have a stupid day, everything looks wrong to me.

Quotes by Anna Freud

Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown... they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!

Quotes by Anna Freud

What was interesting about Trump, I mean, people always say they want a non-politician. Well, you got it with Donald Trump. And there's good to that, and there's bad to that. The bad is that he can be distracted by talking about these stupid things that - I promise you, no one cares about his taxes.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

I've been acting for years. I always act surprised when Marco Rubio says something stupid.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

I really like school. I like going to school, which sounds a bit stupid, but I do. And I love the social aspect of it: it keeps me grounded, and it's nice to have that routine.

Quotes by Angourie Rice

There's no doubt in my mind that people on the West Coast - L.A. particularly - and the East Coast have no clue at all about what's happening outside their own little bailiwick. And they think everybody is stupid because they are not sophisticated.

Quotes by Andy Williams

It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid.

Quotes by Andy Partridge

There's a certain point in chemistry and in calculus where I reached the end of my abilities, and I realized, 'This is where I'm stupid.'

Quotes by Andrew Sean Greer

I think I was probably that kid in the neighborhood who you could expect once or twice a year to be knocking on your door trying to sell you something stupid.

Quotes by Andrew Mason

When you are playing somebody who did exist, and there is good source material on them, whether it is a biography or archives or experts, you would be stupid not to delve into them. But there is a point in the process where you leave the books alone, and instead, you focus on the script and creating your version.

Quotes by Andrew Gower

I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid.

Quotes by Andrew Bogut

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