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I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

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There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

It's fun being Bill Engvall.

Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.

I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away,...

Europe has such an expansive history.

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What...

If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.

My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'

You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

I'm a blue collar guy.

I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just...

I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.

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