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You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do.

Quotes by David Cronenberg

Liberal interventions that enable all children to shoot for their potential aren't just moral, they are pragmatic - any society that wastes talent to poverty or oppression isn't just evil: it is stupid.

Quotes by David Brin

Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.

Quotes by David Alan Grier

I have done stupid with a lot of zeros on the end of it. I know what it looks like.

Quotes by Dave Ramsey

I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.

Quotes by Dave Matthews

I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow. Can you milk a bison?

Quotes by Dave Matthews

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

Quotes by Dave Mustaine

There's a difference between being ignorant and being stupid... For me, an ignorant person is someone who makes the wrong decision or a bad choice because he or she does not have the proper facts. If you give that person the facts and the proper information you have alleviated that ignorance, and they make the right decision.

Quotes by Daryl Davis

A stupid person is someone who has the facts, who has the proper information, and still makes the wrong decision.

Quotes by Daryl Davis

It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do.

Quotes by Danny Elfman

As every scuba diver knows, panic is your worst enemy: when it hits, your mind starts to thrash and you are likely to do something really stupid and self-destructive.

Quotes by Daniel Dennett

I was very against pink and purple when I was young, because they were girls' colors. But that was only because I didn't want people to write me off for what I can do. When I got into my 20s, I decided that was stupid.

Quotes by Danica Patrick

People often ask me about what constitutes a nerd-friendly show - like, does it have to have sci-fi elements? But I think it's just a show that satisfies the secret craving we all have to be obsessed with something and not feel at all stupid about it.

Quotes by Dan Harmon

You know, most people called rap stupid when it started, and it was one of the most innovative music forms of its time.

Quotes by Dan Deacon

We are now living through peak stupid with the left, and this 'toxic masculinity,' 'white patriarch' nonsense, where they've now devolved to judging people exclusively by their gender and their skin color is a marker of the total intellectual collapse of the radical left.

Quotes by Dan Bongino

If me believing helping others should come before Instagram posts is 'stupid'... you got me right.

Quotes by Dakota Meyer

I grew up loving films and making stupid movies with a good friend of mine, who now actually has a career in a really prominent special effects house, so he's still doing it. We just started messing around with a camera.

Quotes by D. J. Cotrona

Beauty fades, stupid is forever.

Quotes by Dagen McDowell

I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.

Quotes by Curt Schilling

Short of baseball and my family, it was gaming. And gaming is a $20-million to $200-million multi-year effort. It's an insane, stupid and utterly irresponsible act. But I did it.

Quotes by Curt Schilling

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.

Quotes by Craig McCracken

First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexter's Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones.

Quotes by Craig McCracken

It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.

Quotes by Colin Farrell

I know a lot of people didn't understand why I came back, and people are still going to say it was stupid and it was the wrong decision. But I'm happy.

Quotes by Cobi Jones

You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.

Quotes by Clint Eastwood

Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible.

Quotes by Clive Owen

Don't eat sugar. It's stupid.

Quotes by Cloris Leachman

I'm not sure a pretty and stupid man might be the key to a happy relationship.

Quotes by Claudia Winkleman

If our most highly qualified General Staff officers had been told to work out the most nonsensical high level organization for war which they could think of, they could not have produced anything more stupid that that which we have at present.

Quotes by Claus von Stauffenberg

I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.

Quotes by Claude Chabrol

To observe a profoundly stupid individual can be very enriching, and that's why we should never feel contempt for them.

Quotes by Claude Chabrol

Bolatelli is an exciting player, but his stupid attitude sometimes attracts attention from the crowd - nothing more, nothing less.

Quotes by Clarence Seedorf

I'm actually called Bang, a quite common name in Denmark where I'm from, so it's not like me trying to come up with a very stupid name for people to remember me or something.

Quotes by Claes Bang

I'm not a comic person at all. It never reached me in the north of Ireland, in the '60s and '70s growing up. We used to get stupid comics like 'The Topper' and 'The Beezer,' things like that.

Quotes by Ciaran Hinds

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

Quotes by Cillian Murphy

Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don't put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It's something you're supposed to do. Now, you can't go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That's stupid.

Quotes by Chuck D

As kids, we say stupid things, and because there's not a record of it, nobody is going to give you a hard time at 30 years old about something you said or did when you were 8 years old. Online, you have all these social networks that are moving to a state of persistent identity, and in turn, we're sacrificing the ability to be youthful.

Quotes by Christopher Poole

Lots of things that go on in mainstream superhero comics are just stupid. They just show up on the page, and no one makes any mention of it.

Quotes by Christopher Priest

You know, I'd love to do a Maxim shoot. But I'm not going to do it, because that's just stupid to do.

Quotes by Christy Romano

People tend to think that I know less about what I'm talking about than I actually do - usually people who think that all aristocrats are stupid.

Quotes by Christopher Monckton

The worst days are when you feel foggy in the head - chemo-brain they call it. It's awful because you feel boring. As well as bored. And stupid. And resigned.

Quotes by Christopher Hitchens

As a motivation in itself, celebrity is foolhardy and stupid.

Quotes by Christoph Waltz

I did my fair share of stupid stuff in high school, like anyone. I had a healthy fear of my parents, and I certainly never wanted to disappoint them. That would be the worst thing I could ever do.

Quotes by Christine Lakin

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

Quotes by Christina Grimmie

All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish and maybe some old bicycle that I found lying around on set.

Quotes by Christian Bale

It sounds stupid, but there's nothing like walking down the street and seeing a building that's older than 100 years old. I think London - not to sound pretentious - like New York, it's a big melting pot for all things and it's just got this energy that you can't find anywhere else.

Quotes by Christian Cooke

For women raised in the '70s, high heels can still carry a stigma; they're associated with being stupid, with just wanting to please a man. Other women find them empowering.

Quotes by Christian Louboutin

Some people, I think, think that because I don't take it as seriously as a lot of the girls do, that I frown upon modeling or think it's stupid. I don't at all. This is my life. I would be nothing without this. But I really don't take it seriously.

Quotes by Chrissy Teigen

I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things.

Quotes by Chris Lilley

When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.

Quotes by Chris Isaak

If I'm going to go out to be a solo artist, it's because I want to do something different without having to wait on someone else's schedule or hobbies or be limited by other people's prejudices. I'd be kind of stupid not to exercise that.

Quotes by Chris Cornell

What I like about Kickstarter is it helps games that people want to play still get made, even if you don't pump $20 million dollars into it to try and meet all the stupid bells and whistles that publishers feel must be in games nowadays.

Quotes by Chris Avellone

After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love', now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

Quotes by Chloe Sevigny

Even having to do the amount of press that I have to do is dreadful and gives me so much anxiety. After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love', now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said.

Quotes by Chloe Sevigny

You don't get old being stupid.

Quotes by Chili Davis

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

Quotes by Cher

I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things.

Quotes by Cher

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Quotes by Chelsea Handler

I went on television and I wouldn't say a word; I feel so stupid when I watch them again.

Quotes by Charlotte Gainsbourg

I can feel so bad about myself, especially if I start to pay attention to the kinds of stupid comments around the Internet.

Quotes by Charlotte McKinney

I'm so stupid because I refuse to think that I'm getting older. I get up in the morning, and it's like, 'La, la, la, I'm so pretty.' I still mingle with a lot with young people. I even go to college campuses to talk to them because I know how they think. They don't think I'm boring, either. They think I'm cool, but I want them to think I'm hot!

Quotes by Charo

I tend to not only read reviews, but also every little stupid thing online. It's a very bad idea, and there's a lot of angry people in the world. And it's weird to absorb all that weirdness.

Quotes by Charlie Kaufman

It's remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.

Quotes by Charlie Munger

Obama ran as sane and decent, as though we were electing a mood, and not necessarily a set of policies. Unfortunately, Obama has governed the same way - and misread the mood, which is all there is, really, because being crazy and stupid is all we're really good at politically any more.

Quotes by Charlie Pierce

All my favourite pop songs are the most stupid ones, the ones that are the most obvious.

Quotes by Charli XCX

I have made so many mistakes, and such really stupid ones, I would start blubbing away if I could remember even half of them. But do not dwell on cock-ups, I say. You don't learn by your mistakes - at least I don't - so best to blunder on making fresh ones.

Quotes by Charles Saatchi

You can be sincere and still be stupid.

Quotes by Charles Kettering

My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid.

Quotes by Charles Kettering

People are not stupid.

Quotes by Charles Kennedy

No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time - but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.

Quotes by Charles E. Wilson

I don't care what people think. People are stupid.

Quotes by Charles Barkley

Poor people are too stupid to know they're just chess pieces in a game.

Quotes by Charles Barkley

I've been on MTV for so many years. They're so stupid and, like, disrespectful and rude.

Quotes by Chanel West Coast

I felt like people who had a lost mindset or who occasionally did stupid things were having a 'donkey' moment, or some of them are permanent donkeys, so I just started calling them donkeys. So when I went to Philly to do my own morning show, that's when I first started doing 'Donkey of the Day.'

Quotes by Charlamagne tha God

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

Quotes by Chanakya

When I write for 'n+1,' I begin by doing a lot of reading, to try to convince myself I'm not stupid. Then I scribble down a paragraph here, a paragraph there, when a notion strikes. Then I see if I can arrange those notions in a way that yields an argument.

Quotes by Chad Harbach

I like 'Zorro.' I like people you can believe that don't have those stupid powers. That is the beauty of Zorro. He's just a guy working for the people, to save the people.

Quotes by Catherine Zeta-Jones

There's so much talk about the drug generation and songs about drugs. That's stupid. They aren't songs about drugs; they're about life.

Quotes by Cass Elliot

I love, love, love music - have since I was a kid, and I'm still really into music - and I became a singer because I was too stupid to learn how to play an instrument, I guess.

Quotes by Cassandra Peterson

I remember thinking that writing love songs was stupid and cliche, and that my job was to not write love songs, because there are enough of them.

Quotes by Caroline Polachek

At the start, I had no idea to go into fashion, because I thought people would think I was stupid. I don't worry about those things anymore.

Quotes by Carine Roitfeld

For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.

Quotes by Carl Bernstein

I have a hard time arguing with stupid people.

Quotes by Carl Hart

It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.

Quotes by Camryn Manheim

I always felt like I was stupid and couldn't get anything right unless I was singing, dancing, or acting.

Quotes by Cailee Spaeny

Coaches would have me in the gym do 1,000 kicks for a practice. I would do them until everyone was gone, until I had done all my kicks. People asked me why I would do it - that's stupid. But my coach told me to do something like that, and I knew it would benefit me, and I would do it.

Quotes by Cain Velasquez

I'm just trying desperately to hang on to my true friends. Like Jon Voight. We laugh all the time at how stupid we are.

Quotes by Burt Reynolds

I'm not Catholic. I don't believe in God. But at the same time, I'm obsessed by the sacred, by spirituality. The question of redemption has been present well before Christianity, but as French people are a bit stupid, they see all that in religious terms.

Quotes by Bruno Dumont

I've learned people are watching, so don't do nothing stupid.

Quotes by Bruno Mars

I like to use my hands and make things... It might seem pretty stupid or pointless but that doesn't matter... some of the most interesting work is the stuff that starts like that - out of a raw need for activity.

Quotes by Bruce Nauman

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.

Quotes by Bruce Schneier

I missed the NFL by an inch. IRS problems... No money coming in, and not that many options left because I signed that stupid no-compete clause with WWE. I had no one to blame but myself.

Quotes by Brock Lesnar

It might sound stupid, but I don't enter a race to win - I enter a race because I love racing.

Quotes by Bronte Campbell

I think it's always a really stupid thing to base your achievement on someone else. I just want to base it on myself... do something that I can be proud of, and then I'll be happy.

Quotes by Bronte Campbell

I moved to San Francisco when I was 20 years old. I couldn't even drink yet. My friends in college thought I was so stupid for missing out on the four best years of my life. But I was so ready to start living my own life and absorb Silicon Valley culture.

Quotes by Brit Morin

Politics goes in one ear and out the other. I don't even know the president's name for sure. That's how stupid I am.

Quotes by Brian Wilson

More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.

Quotes by Brian Lamb

I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I'm a hardcore fan of 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.'

Quotes by Brian Posehn

I think it's a myth that American public or any other public is so stupid that they need to be constantly pricked.

Quotes by Brian Eno

I had a five-year plan to get to 500-seat venues and tour by ourselves and fill a room everywhere we go. I figured we could make a living off that. As long as you buy nothing stupid, you'll be OK.

Quotes by Brian Fallon

If somebody had told me when I was in graduate school, 'Brian, in 35 years you'll get a chance to fly the first commercial spacecraft with no computers,' I'd have said, 'I don't think so. People are not going to be that stupid.'

Quotes by Brian Binnie

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