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Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.

Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.

We women have to stick together.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?'

Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?'

I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.

Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.

I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.

I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

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