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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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