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What do you call a happy gardener? Someone with a great "atti-tude." They always look on the bright side, especially when their tomatoes finally turn red.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Now I cannot imagine life without my beard - it really suits my face.
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Why did the broom get promoted? Because it swept the competition. The janitor was really proud - he trained that broom himself.
What do you call shoes made from banana peels? Slippers! They are great until you try to walk upstairs.
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Why do elevator jokes work so well? Because they work on so many levels. Some go up, some go down, but all of them lift your spirits.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a white tie. I have been following that advice ever since, and honestly my confidence has never been higher.
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen - I can feel it. Every page is more terrifying than the last.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said yes - all the others were nines and tens. I chose to take that as a compliment and moved on.
I tried to write a joke about a broken pencil, but it was pointless. I sharpened my skills after that and came up with better material.
Wordplay Jokes
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure. It took me three days to decide whether to tell this joke, and I still second-guessed myself.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. It is the kind of observation that makes you stop, tilt your head, and then groan loudly.
I was going to tell a joke about acupuncture, but I decided to needle you another time. It is a bit of a sore subject for some people anyway.
I used to work at a bakery, but I could not make enough dough. They said I was the upper crust, but the pay was just crumby.
A horse walks into a bar. Several patrons get up and leave - they recognized the potential threat. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Dad Jokes
I used to be addicted to soap, but I am clean now. It took a lot of scrubbing of my old habits, but I have really lathered up my willpower.
What is a jumbo shrimp? The most successful oxymoron in the English language! Two words that cancel each other out, standing together on every appetizer menu in complete contradiction of themselves.
Why is I before E except after C so annoying? Because of words like "weird," "science," "seize," and "protein"! The rule is more of a guideline that English follows roughly forty percent of the time.
What reads the same forwards and backwards? A palindrome! "Racecar" is the most popular one, which is either meaningful or complete coincidence. Nobody has settled this and both sides feel strongly.
Why are there silent letters in English? Historical baggage! The language borrowed words from French, Latin, Greek, and Anglo-Saxon and kept all the original letters even when the sounds changed. Nobody cleaned up.
What is a pun? A joke that is fully intended, partially tolerated, and usually followed by a groan from people who are secretly delighted. The groan is just plausible deniability for enjoyment.
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