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It's funny because, if you're not an actor, people always tend to say, 'How do you memorize all those lines? Is that really hard?' I'm always like, 'That's just a small part of it. I have to seek my craft...

Quotes by Sarah Baker

Standup is a place where, as long as it's funny enough, you can say your most embarrassing things, shameful things and disappointing things.

Quotes by Sara Pascoe

I love comedy, I love comedy... I think I'm funny!

Quotes by Santigold

I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word, not just a set up and a pay-off. I liked the zaniness; they were satirical, slightly saucy and...

Quotes by Sanjeev Bhaskar

Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.

Quotes by Sanjeev Bhaskar

I think it's funny because on 'Glee Project,' there's that added pressure, but with 'Glee,' there's no element of competition. No one's trying to dance better than anyone. But there's that added pressure of, 'So many people are going to...

Quotes by Samuel Larsen

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

I never liked you, and I always will.

Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

I read part of it all the way through.

Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

Let's have some new cliches.

Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

Include me out.

Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Quotes by Samuel Beckett

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.

Quotes by Samuel Beckett

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Quotes by Samuel Butler

I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are just a quirky joke that doesn't really stay funny for very long. It's like Homer Simpson's barbershop quartet,...

Quotes by Samuel Ervin Beam

It's a funny thing having a recording be part of your career. It means you can go back and revisit yourself, in a way most people don't.

Quotes by Samuel Ervin Beam

My mom is super fabulous, and I remember her telling me at 13, 'You can start wearing makeup now.' And the funny thing is, I didn't take her up on it!

Quotes by Samira Wiley

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

Quotes by Samantha Bee

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

Quotes by Samantha Bee

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.

Quotes by Sam Yagan

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