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When you're from a boring town, you have to find things to do. It's funny: I always knew I wanted to make music, so I was always kind of ahead of my peers. I had an MP3 player by the...

Quotes by Shamir

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

Quotes by Shah Rukh Khan

My job on 'Dark Shadows' was to make it fun and funny, first and foremost. It can still be dark and it can still even be gory and gothic at times, but it also needed to be fun and it...

Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

Quotes by Seth Green

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

Quotes by Seth MacFarlane

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

Quotes by Seth MacFarlane

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Quotes by Seth MacFarlane

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Quotes by Seth Meyers

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

Quotes by Seth Rogen

I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me.

Quotes by Selma Blair

It's funny; people in Europe seem more interested in decay in America than Americans.

Quotes by Seph Lawless

I developed a knack for storytelling early on around the kitchen table with my family. I just happen to be a funny guy.

Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.

Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny.

Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

I specifically remember doing the musical 'Sweet Charity' at Stagedoor. I was playing Vittorio Vidal, which is a very funny part, and some other small roles. I couldn't really sing that well, but there were so many fun bits, and...

Quotes by Sebastian Stan

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.

Quotes by Seann William Scott

I used to like Barbra Streisand films. It was 'Funny Girl' that really turned me on, in a sense, to acting. I remember it specifically being a rainy Saturday afternoon. I couldn't play football, so I stayed in, and I...

Quotes by Sean Harris

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.

Quotes by Seal

I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he...

Quotes by Scott Wolf

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