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I am excited and honored for the chance to sing the music of the iconic women I grew up idolizing, alongside three fabulous and funny gals in 'The Marvelous Wonderettes.'

Quotes by Diana DeGarmo

The funny thing when you are with a man that has lots of fans - particularly female fans - it gets sensitive!

Quotes by Diana DeGarmo

It's funny, because music is one of those things it is natural to go into. You hear it so much growing up, it kind of permeates you and eventually you spew out some music of your own.

Quotes by Dhani Harrison

It's funny because I think, as a general rule, that people seem to think that if you do lots of different things over the course of, like, a timeline, it means that you kind of disregard what you did before. But that's not true of me. I still genuinely like everything I did as much as I liked it when I released it.

Quotes by Dev Hynes

I can't tell you how many times I've had a friend tell me, in this tender and discreet voice, 'It's just you and me bro, and I want to tell you the truth: make a record of you and an acoustic guitar. Please. That's what everybody actually likes.' That's so funny to me.

Quotes by Devendra Banhart

My background is all comedy. I've been doing improv since I was 17. It's funny, because when I meet people, I'm known as this guy who will punch you in the face or throw you out a window, when I also have a background in comedy.

Quotes by Derek Mears

It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can.

Quotes by Derek Trucks

If you're a comedian, it's a bit of a choice whether or not you want to be funny when you're not performing because it might feel disingenuous. In the same way, I don't show people magic tricks in social situations any more.

Quotes by Derren Brown

Some guys may play around and say a couple of things, but if I say it, I mean it. I may laugh, it may be funny, but if I say I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.

Quotes by Deontay Wilder

Can someone's true value really be estimated? Maybe there needs to be an Edmunds.com for people on TV. That would be funny and possibly cruel.

Quotes by Derek Hough

I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that makes me feel good. Regardless of what it is - when you feel good, when you feel upbeat, creativity flows!

Quotes by Derek Hough

I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield.

Quotes by Derek Jeter

I wasn't a guy who grew up wanting to be in 'Funny Girl,' if you know what I mean. I wanted to be in the Beatles.

Quotes by Dennis DeYoung

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

Quotes by Dennis Farina

I found that I could write two kinds of short stories: I could write very absurd, kind of surrealistic, funny stories; or I could write very dark, realistic - hyper-realistic - stories. I was never happy with that, because I couldn't meld the two.

Quotes by Dennis Lehane

I rant, therefore I am.

Quotes by Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Quotes by Dennis Miller

I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.

Quotes by Denise Mina

What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.

Quotes by Denis Johnson

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.

Quotes by Denis Leary

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

Quotes by Denis Leary

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Quotes by Denis Leary

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.

Quotes by Denis Leary

I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it.

Quotes by Denis Leary

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Quotes by Denis Leary

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

Quotes by Denis Norden

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

Quotes by Denis Norden

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

Quotes by Denis Norden

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Quotes by Demetri Martin

There is something irresistibly funny about a funeral. More basically, I think the point is that beyond the deepest tragedy, there is laughter. Even in the midst of tragedy, there is always the possibility for it.

Quotes by Del Close

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

Quotes by Del Close

I started writing 'Southern Baptist Sissies' right after I had written the screenplay for 'Sordid Lives', so that's when I started on a darker path in telling the truth about my journey in the church, but there was still a lot of funny.

Quotes by Del Shores

With 'Pariah,' at the time, I had just come out. I had a coming out experience, and I was writing about it, transposing my experience as an adult: What would it have been like if I had been a teenager in Brooklyn? The funny thing was people thought I was from Brooklyn. I had to be like, 'No, I'm from Nashville.'

Quotes by Dee Rees

It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself.

Quotes by Debra Granik

I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a funny cheerleader. I hadn't even seen a show until I was in my twenties, so I was very late getting into the business.

Quotes by Debra Monk

I find it endlessly interesting, endlessly funny, the fact that we're rather arbitrarily divided up into these discrete humans and that your physical self, your physical attributes, your moment of history and the place where you were born determine who you are as much as all that indefinable stuff that's inside of you.

Quotes by Deborah Eisenberg

I always loved acting, and that's what I wanted to do. It's funny that my first big role is a role where I'm going into a studio to record my singing.

Quotes by Deborah Joy Winans

A family film is a very particular and explicit form. Family films typically include adult principles that are moral, but they should be as intelligent, funny, and intriguing as any other film.

Quotes by Dean Jones

I think actors who take things too far are funny.

Quotes by Dean Norris

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

Quotes by Dax Shepard

I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them.

Quotes by Dax Shepard

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.

Quotes by David Zucker

I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.

Quotes by David Zucker

I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.

Quotes by David Zucker

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

Quotes by David Zucker

It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah sweater and a red hat, and it's one of my favorite looks, even still.

Quotes by Dawn Olivieri

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

Quotes by David Walliams

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

Quotes by David Walton

The thing about 'Harry Potter' is it's great fun because of the people - I was usually with Julie Walters and Mark Williams, Brendan Gleeson, Robbie Coltrane, and the kids. Wonderful, funny, amazing people. If you're going to hang around on a set bored, you might as well do it with Julie Walters.

Quotes by David Thewlis

I used to write out of angst. My writing was quite miserable, quite angry, even when it was funny. It was based on this sadness and tired emotional disdain for the world.

Quotes by David Thewlis

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

Quotes by David Sedaris

It's funny: I rarely reference anything, and I'm one of those people that doesn't really spend much time in other people's worlds. I just try and create my own and make it as distinctive as I can.

Quotes by David Slade

It's funny because it's funny.

Quotes by David Spade

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Quotes by David Spade

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

Quotes by David Spade

You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.

Quotes by David R. Ellis

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

Quotes by David Ogden Stiers

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

Quotes by David Ogilvy

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.

Quotes by David Mitchell

I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Quotes by David Mazouz

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.

Quotes by David M. Evans

I used to regard genres as being embedded in cliches, and I always felt funny about the need we have to label things. But I'm happy to think of 'Starred Up' as a prison drama, although we tried to smuggle in some elements of family drama in there.

Quotes by David MacKenzie

It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There's a sort of a epiphany to religious thing; it's not sort of church-based, but you end up with a serenity which you didn't have before, and I just simply enjoy it. It really does sound stupid, but I've got to tell you it's made my life.

Quotes by David Lange

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Quotes by David Lee Roth

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

Quotes by David Letterman

Somebody said something funny to me the other day. They said, 'Wolper, until two weeks ago, your tombstone was going to say, 'David Wolper, the man who produced 'Roots.' I think the tombstone now has a new inscription. It's going to be 'David Wolper, the man who produced the opening ceremony of the 1984 Olympics.'

Quotes by David L. Wolper

From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment.

Quotes by David Hyde Pierce

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

Quotes by David Hyde Pierce

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.

Quotes by David Hyde Pierce

That's humour - doing what funny people have done since comedy began without being edgy and pushing boundaries.

Quotes by David Jason

Comedy is a funny business, which you have to take seriously.

Quotes by David Jason

John Sullivan's scripts were always very funny, and cast and crew got on well.

Quotes by David Jason

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

Quotes by David Javerbaum

Some of the vintage comedy on Radio 4 Extra wasn't very funny to begin with, whereas some things just get funnier regardless of the changes in public attitudes over the years.

Quotes by David Hepworth

I think it's great to see how they've grown up, not just as actors but as people. They're still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They've grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They've blossomed.

Quotes by David Heyman

It's funny: I don't know if she babysat, but I spent time with Judy Blume when I was little.

Quotes by David Grann

Like many people, I kicked around, struggled to become a writer, finally got my first full-time job around 27, 28, at 'The Hill' newspaper. They hired me as a copy editor, which was kind of funny because I'm semi-blind because I have an eye disorder.

Quotes by David Grann

All comedy is funny because it tells us truths that we recognise through laughter, but that doesn't mean it can't be unnerving. Think of 'Fawlty Towers'; it can be very, very dark, but by God, it's funny. The two things are not in opposition.

Quotes by David Farr

Steve Martin is a legendary actor and a wonderful person to work with. He's incredibly well prepared, and funny off the set.

Quotes by David Frankel

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

Quotes by David Cross

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

Quotes by David Cross

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Quotes by David Cross

In addition to being an extraordinary actor, Bryan Cranston is a really generous guy and also very funny.

Quotes by David Costabile

To be able to make a good living in a challenging medium like soap operas is great. The best is that I get to act and am rewarded for it. And the people I work with are great. Funny, intelligent, hard working. They're all great to be around.

Quotes by David Canary

I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk.

Quotes by David Carradine

In the '80s, it was difficult and frustrating to appear in the theater and TV again, even though I had some successful shows and hit records. Now, I have to say, the '90s are the best decade of my life. I've done the best work and, in a funny way, I'm enjoying the most success... more than in the '70s.

Quotes by David Cassidy

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Quotes by David Brenner

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Quotes by David Brenner

Some nights I'm funny with the between-song commentary, some nights I'm not. I have no control over this. I pace the stage a lot and struggle with the mic stand in a ridiculous way.

Quotes by David Berman

I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has things that kids wouldn't get. It's like, if you're mature, you get it. I like that and 'The Fairly OddParents.'

Quotes by David Archuleta

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.

Quotes by Dave Pirner

The fact that Manti Te'o thought for a long time that he was dating, like, a fake girl and then that she died and did the tribute and the girl never existed. I mean inherently that's funny.

Quotes by Dave Portnoy

I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.

Quotes by Dave Rowntree

The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make it tolerable for people, and hopefully they'll laugh at you, too.

Quotes by Dave Rubin

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

Quotes by Dave Willis

It's funny because as a rapper, there is - and this is something that Clipping challenges all the time - there is this idea about authenticity as a rapper, in the fact that you rap things that are yours. That's not what doing a play is. You're interpreting somebody else's words.

Quotes by Daveed Diggs

Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person.

Quotes by Dave Itzkoff

It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing.

Quotes by Dave Matthews

There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.

Quotes by Dave Navarro

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.

Quotes by Dave Grohl

I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.

Quotes by Dav Pilkey

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