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Quotes by Colin Mochrie

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

Quotes by Colin Quinn

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

Quotes by Colin Quinn

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Quotes by Colin Quinn

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

Quotes by Colin Quinn

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Quotes by Colin Quinn

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

Quotes by Colin Quinn

'Jurassic Park' movies don't fit into a specific genre. They're sci-fi adventures that also have to be funny, emotional, and scary as hell. That takes a lot of construction, but it can't feel designed.

Quotes by Colin Trevorrow

Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.'

Quotes by Colin Trevorrow

I find it funny to look at people who are people-watching, and, don't get me wrong, I like to people-watch, too. But it's an interesting thing when people on the street just stop and ask you, 'Are you Coco? Can I take a photo of you?'

Quotes by Coco Rocha

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Quotes by Clint Eastwood

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Quotes by Clint Eastwood

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Quotes by Cloris Leachman

If it's funny, I'll do anything.

Quotes by Cloris Leachman

When I do comedy, it's not like I'm trying to be funny for folks; I look for the honesty in it. With James Early in 'Dreamgirls,' it was the honesty of it: it was the reality of the moment. You know, I don't know what makes me play sometimes. I really don't. I just do what I do. And that's what I did for 'Sliders,' and that's how I got the job.

Quotes by Cleavant Derricks

I love Wes Anderson films, which are quirky and funny.

Quotes by Claudia Kim

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Quotes by Claude Pepper

The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.

Quotes by Claire Tomalin

I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones.

Quotes by Clairo

I was a good student until I turned 15. Then, all of a sudden, it didn't matter to me anymore. Isn't that funny. I don't want to go to college. I always knew that. But it's hard. My friends are going, and I feel a little left behind.

Quotes by Clara Mamet

I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that turned out to be 'Rock Lobster,' and it was hilarious. He was just trying to be funny. His guitar style made it moodier, and it really is a driving song, but it does have that funny humor to it.

Quotes by Cindy Wilson

Everybody said that a film that funny can't win because normally your Cannes winner will be something more serious. It's not very often that a film that's bordering on comedy has won in Cannes.

Quotes by Claes Bang

I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity.

Quotes by Ciaran Hinds

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage.

Quotes by Ciaran Hinds

What intrigued me about him was his intelligence, his humor. I'd been all over the world. I had started a career. At that point, I had sort of committed myself to not committing. I didn't want to have to raise a husband, but he was so sophisticated and so funny.

Quotes by Cindy McCain

I like Ben Stein. I think he's funny, creative, and an insightful commentator on a host of issues.

Quotes by Chuck Norris

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

I have close to 300 pairs of shoes. I'm fortunate enough to be in a position to get any shoes I want. So I have a pretty nice collection. It's pretty valuable. It's funny when sometimes I buy a pair of shoes and I look on eBay and it's already selling for $500. I just wanted to buy those shoes to wear them!

Quotes by Chumlee

The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.

Quotes by Christopher Moore

One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people writing me with things that crack me up.

Quotes by Christopher Moore

You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.

Quotes by Christopher Moore

The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get bored easily, so I generally throw something supernatural in. I would say they're humorous novels that have a supernatural bent, but that's as close as you're going to get to fitting them all in the same basket.

Quotes by Christopher Moore

The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more.

Quotes by Christopher Moore

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

Quotes by Christopher Plummer

Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour.

Quotes by Christopher Plummer

I never really considered 'Quantum & Woody' a comedic book or a funny book. I never thought of it as a satire.

Quotes by Christopher Priest

Up until the age of 9 or so, I was an incredibly happy, pretty well-adjusted, funny kid who made my parents laugh all the time. I was a bit of a clown, and I was really happy. And then my parents divorced, and I kind of turned into a different person.

Quotes by Christopher Stanley

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

Quotes by Christopher Walken

I think it's more fun to grow to love characters who are flawed than it is to present perfect characters. Perfect characters aren't very funny. Certainly my friends are a strange, intense bunch of people, and people's families drive them crazy, but challenging relationships are always more rewarding.

Quotes by Christopher McCulloch

I like expensive-looking, nuanced, hour-long dramas that don't smell like regular TV. That and cheap, funny shows that feel like one guy made them by himself. So ... artisanal television?

Quotes by Christopher McCulloch

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.

Quotes by Christopher Meloni

I have a weak stomach. My wife is a doctor, so she finds it funny that I actually pass out when I get my blood drawn. I physically can't stand gore on screen. I can't stand blood and guts. Not for any puritanical/moral high-ground reason. I just don't want to black out.

Quotes by Christopher Denham

Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them.

Quotes by Christopher Durang

What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.

Quotes by Christopher Fry

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

Quotes by Christopher Gorham

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

Quotes by Christopher Guest

What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.

Quotes by Christopher Guest

People who take themselves too seriously, who can't see anything else, are usually funny.

Quotes by Christopher Guest

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.

Quotes by Christopher Buckley

My favorite app is 'StumbleUpon,' because it just gives you interesting things that are sometimes exactly the stuff I'm interested in and sometimes just silly and funny.

Quotes by Christine Quinn

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.

Quotes by Christine Taylor

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

Quotes by Christina Grimmie

Staring down the barrel of a gun is the scariest thing you could ever experience. It's not funny. It's not for the movies.

Quotes by Christina Milian

I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting this - it is Rihanna's song! But I've always loved it.

Quotes by Christina Milian

I love cookbooks. I certainly have my fair share at home, but I'm a really funny cookbook person: I don't really ever cook out of cookbooks. I like cookbooks for the commentary or the pictures or the history.

Quotes by Christina Tosi

I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things.

Quotes by Christine Ebersole

It's funny because as a composer, you want to hear your songs live on. I think a lot of times people will create a song and it becomes stagnant or something that they're no longer interested in playing, and they leave it alone.

Quotes by Christian Scott

It's so funny because all those years I was working, I basically always felt that whatever job I was doing would probably be the last one I would get. I really never thought that I stacked up with the other girls.

Quotes by Christie Brinkley

What's funny in Italy may not be funny in Spain.

Quotes by Christie Hefner

I consider myself very fortunate to grow up in a time when my family, my friends don't look at me funny because I'm a 29-year-old single woman.

Quotes by Christie Hefner

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Quotes by Christina Aguilera

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.

Quotes by Christian Bale

It's funny that a lot of the fans of 'Angel' have come over and hung out with me on 'Leverage.' I was so fortunate to have been on that show. It created one of the best fan groups ever. I just have the best fans in the world.

Quotes by Christian Kane

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for a TV show called 'Fame L.A.' The original role was for a comedian, but they said I wasn't very funny, so they asked me, 'What else can you do?' So I played a singer.

Quotes by Christian Kane

I was born in Paris in the mid-1960s, and by the time I was 12 I had started going to the movies by myself. Most of the movies of that period never appealed to me. I didn't like the 'naturalism,' the sad or the 'down-to-earth' characters. What I wanted from film was fantasy, dreams, funny situations, extravagant decor - and beautiful women.

Quotes by Christian Louboutin

My biggest ritual is writing at home more than on the road. I do very little writing on the road. Actually, it's funny to bring this into it, but one thing I always do is have a cup of coffee. I drink the most coffee when I'm writing songs.

Quotes by Chris Young

I actually saw 'Piranha 3DD' - God, it's so weird saying that - and it's actually really surprising. It's really good. It's funny; it's fun. And you actually want more when you see it.

Quotes by Chris Zylka

I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font.

Quotes by Chrissy Teigen

It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'

Quotes by Chrissy Teigen

It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I was meat and potatoes.

Quotes by Chrissy Teigen

I've had chronic back pain since I was a preteen - like, 12. I have really funny posture. I developed this funny posture where I hunch my back a little bit when I'm playing, and I overuse my back muscles instead of my abs. My posture has put a lot of strain on my lower back.

Quotes by Christen Press

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.

Quotes by Chris Robinson

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Quotes by Chris Rock

Hollywood's just not funny.

Quotes by Chris Rock

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Quotes by Chris Rock

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

Quotes by Chris Rock

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

Quotes by Chris Rock

Being called a 'music legend' is a very funny thing. It's nice to know that my work has been appreciated and that people have given me that status. On a personal level, however, I can't think about it too much. It means a lot... but then it doesn't.

Quotes by Chris Squire

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

Quotes by Chris Tucker

I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think.

Quotes by Chris Parnell

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

Quotes by Chris Paul

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Quotes by Chris Pine

It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.

Quotes by Chris Pratt

In a funny way, the illness spurred me on. I thought to myself, 'I've got to get through this operation to make a blues album.'

Quotes by Chris Rea

When I named it 'Girl Problems,' I knew I would be inviting some interesting questions and some funny questions, but that was the cool part about it - I wanted that.

Quotes by Chris Lane

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

Quotes by Chris Lilley

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.

Quotes by Chris Lilley

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.

Quotes by Chris Lilley

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.

Quotes by Chris Lilley

My first big paycheck - this is kind of funny - I bought a Cadillac DTS. I thought it looked really comfortable.

Quotes by Chris Long

If a wig is funny when it's two feet tall, why not make it three feet tall? Or ten?

Quotes by Chris March

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Quotes by Chris Messina

I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.

Quotes by Chris Isaak

When I started in the late nineties, it was all about young Hollywood. There were jobs for all of us if you were 18 to 21, were slightly good looking, or could be funny.

Quotes by Chris Klein

I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.

Quotes by Chris Gethard

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.

Quotes by Chris Hardwick

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.

Quotes by Chris Eigeman

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

Quotes by Chris Elliott

CB4 is never coming back. A few years later, I think I'm a much better player. It's funny, even all the way over here in Africa, people are telling me, 'We need CB4 back.' I can't be that. That's impossible.

Quotes by Chris Bosh

It's funny - I was a big fan of 'The Sopranos.' It became kind of a threat to 'The X-Files' in a way because they could play with language, character, and story in ways that we never could because of the limitations of network television.

Quotes by Chris Carter

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