स्कूल के दिनों का एक स्मरण….☺
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पेपर छूटने के बाद….😞😞
बुद्धिमान मित्रों द्वारा, सॉल्व किये गए गणित का
उत्तर
0.8 है या 0.08
इसपर बहस होती रहती थी..😡😠
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और हम सिर्फ….😥😭😨
चुपचाप सोचते रहते…..
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“साला…...

कितना भी पार्टी म्यूजिक कर लो पर…
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जो ख़ुशी क्लास में टीचर के न रहने पर शोर करके मिलती थी
वो अब कहीं नही मिलती।
☺ ☺ 😝 😝 😝 😝

स्कूल में लड़के सभी लड़की को तीन नाम में बाँट देते है :

मेरे वाली

तेरे वाली

और नहीं मिली तो कमीनी साली |

कमाल के दिन थे वो भी…

मैडम मुर्गा हमे बनाती थी

और

Exam में अंडे खुद देती थी!!! 😀

What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!" The eight blushed and thanked the zero for noticing - it had been wearing that belt since second grade.

Why do history teachers dislike jokes? Because they find all the material too dated! Also, they have heard all the jokes before - they were there the first time.

Why was the gym teacher always calm? Because they were really good at stretching the truth. Also, decades of yoga training and an unshakeable belief in the power of cool-down exercises.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it would be a piece of cake! He took the feedback literally and was later found in the cafeteria looking very satisfied.

Why was the art student failing class? Because she kept drawing a blank! Her sketchbook had thirty pages of pristine white paper - the teacher called it bold minimalism.

Why did the school bus driver quit? Because the kids kept driving him crazy! Between the singing, the chaos, and the perpetual "Are we there yet?", he requested early retirement.

Why is pi so calming? Because once you get into it, it just goes on forever and you stop worrying about anything else! Mathematicians find it very meditative - also occasionally maddening.

Why did the student fail algebra? Because there were too many unknowns! Every time he thought he had X figured out, Y showed up and made everything complicated again.

What did the parallel lines say to each other? "It is a shame we will never meet!" They spent their whole lives heading in the same direction and never got to catch up over coffee.

Why is statistics class so depressing? The probability of passing without crying is extremely low! The confidence interval for happiness shrinks with every exam, and the p-value of joy approaches zero.

What did the numerator say to the denominator? "Stop! We are in an irreducible state - do not try to simplify us!" The denominator agreed to keep things complex between them.

Why did the calculator break up with the computer? Because it could not handle all those extra functions! The relationship was getting too complex - literally - and the calculator had limits.

What do teachers do in summer? Grade the papers from May that they have been avoiding, plan the entire next year in September excitement, and spend August quietly dreading September. A very full off-season.

Why do students love supply teachers? Because the rules are negotiable! The supply teacher does not know the classroom culture, the seating plan, or which student claims they are always allowed to use their phone. Everything is possible.

Why do teachers love red pens? Because the corrections need to be visible! A red pen says "I was here, I noticed, and I would like to discuss your use of apostrophes in detail at your earliest convenience."

What is parent evening? An exercise in diplomatic communication where the teacher says "he is finding his confidence" and means something slightly different! Both parties leave satisfied. This is professional excellence.