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Idiot Quotes

Quotes about foolishness, spoken plainly.

This page collects blunt, often self-mocking lines built around the word idiot, including a speaker avoiding predictions because it is a fast way to look foolish, and a line calling generalizing itself a foolish habit. The tone stays casual rather than mean-spirited.

If you're the handsome white guy, you tend to get cast as guys who are meant to be convincing in their jobs. What I've been fortunate enough to do, whether it's playing a certified idiot on '30 Rock' or a...

Quotes by Jon Hamm

We are not saying that every idiot out there should own a gun - and there should be better background checks on guns. Not everybody should have the right.

Quotes by Johnny Van Zant

I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have to do it!' She made me do it. I sent the tapes off assuming that somebody would say,...

Quotes by Johnny Flynn

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Quotes by John Updike

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

Quotes by John McAfee

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

Quotes by Johann Most

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Quotes by Johann Sebastian Bach

We've got this cultural mentality that you've got to be an idiot to be a farmer.

Quotes by Joel Salatin

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

Quotes by Joe Elliott

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

Quotes by Joan Van Ark

I'd been acting in Chicago since I came back after University, and I got a call from my agent saying, 'They're doing this revival of 'On a Clear Day,' and I actually auditioned when the team came through Chicago for...

Quotes by Jessie Mueller

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Quotes by Jerry Lewis

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

Quotes by Jeff Ament

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Quotes by Jay Leno

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I'm a constant idiot in conversation - I always seem to sound either smug or stupid. Writing plays was a way of winning the conversation by controlling the conversation.

Quotes by Jack Thorne

Dr. Insulza is quite an idiot, a true idiot. The insipid Dr. Insulza should resign from the secretariat of the OAS for daring to play that role.

Quotes by Hugo Chavez

It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he is a fool. I can say whatever I want about anybody else because I'm just an idiot talking...

Quotes by Harry Anderson

The simple idiot's advice I give to screenwriters who say they want to sell a screenplay is, 'Write good.'

Quotes by Harold Ramis

As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's bedroom when I was 32.

Quotes by Greg Davies

A few entries poke fun at admiration going too far, noting how easily anyone can seem taken with someone. Pair this page with Feel quotes for more on candid reactions.