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I never took any writing classes or planned to write. But I was working as an advertising copywriter in the late '80s and thought, 'What a shame there has never been a decent book on Jean Harlow,' then thought, 'Why don't I write one myself?' being kind of an idiot and not having the slightest idea what I was getting myself into.

Quotes by Eve Golden

As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right.

Quotes by Elle King

I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot; I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed either of those, or both, as some people do when they get famous, that's when the mental illness arrives.

Quotes by Elizabeth Gilbert

Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.

Quotes by Elizabeth Banks

There's a thing in the U.K., particularly in London, where it's kind of the idea of subculture and counterculture and the outside and the idea that it's great to be a freak, and the freak always wins. So I think English girls are a lot less scared of being the freak or looking like an idiot.

Quotes by Edie Campbell

I'm a one-man idiot.

Quotes by Eddie Izzard

I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.

Quotes by Domhnall Gleeson

When I hold a gun, I know how to be sensible about it. I'm not holding it to wild out or just to shoot somebody because I'm mad at him. There's responsibility in buying that gun, and part of it is dealing with it like a man, and not dealing with it like an idiot, and getting behind iron bars for unnecessary reasons.

Quotes by DJ Premier

When I play live, I jump around like an idiot for an hour-and-a-half or more under a lighting rig that's hotter than hell.

Quotes by Dimebag Darrell

There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you.

Quotes by Dianna Agron

I'm extraordinarily lucky to have so many friends across such a diverse group of people. One day I'll be at Oxford, the next at some complete idiot's lunch.

Quotes by David Tang

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Quotes by David Bailey

I'm an idiot who won the Literature Nobel Prize.

Quotes by Dario Fo

I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me never to contact an editor directly, and then recommended three literary agents he had worked with before. Laurie Fox was one of them, and I've never looked back.

Quotes by Daniel H. Wilson

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

Quotes by Curt Schilling

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.

Quotes by Colin Greenwood

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.

Quotes by Colin Greenwood

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

Quotes by Chuck Close

Anyone who posts illegal content on 4chan is an idiot.

Quotes by Christopher Poole

I've definitely sold some Twitter shares. I don't own as many as I used to, because I'm not an idiot, but I own more than I should because I'm an idiot.

Quotes by Chris Sacca

I'm the only idiot the that decided to coach in my family.

Quotes by Chris Mullin

One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing each other as a class, and just make sounds and move in some completely nonsensical way out into the center of the room. Sort of make an idiot out of yourself, essentially, but to be okay with that.

Quotes by Chris Parnell

I got on a Dostoyevsky kick right after college. I started with 'Crime and Punishment,' went on to 'The Possessed' and then 'The Brothers Karamazov' and 'The Idiot.'

Quotes by Charlie Trotter

I'm not a dumb idiot just because of what I wear.

Quotes by Charli XCX

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

Quotes by Charles Barkley

I'm not an idiot; I can make adjustments to my life. But I like having a schedule.

Quotes by Carson Wentz

Any opportunity I get, I want to make the most of it, and I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.

Quotes by Carmella

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

Quotes by Carl Hiaasen

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.

Quotes by Candice Bergen

Only an idiot would open an exhibition saying, 'Look at my awesome work.'

Quotes by Cai Guo-Qiang

I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise I would just feel like an idiot.

Quotes by Brendan Fehr

Skinny jeans and an extra big t-shirt. Ugh, I cannot stand that. It looks like an idiot: it's just proportionately wrong. And the super, super, super, super, super, super, super skinny jeans. I don't think you can get anything done when you're wearing clothes that tight.

Quotes by Boyd Holbrook

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Quotes by Blake Edwards

Hillary Clinton and her media machine try to dismiss, but anybody who understands anything about how email works - and this is millennials in particular, who grew up on the Internet - know that you're an idiot to keep sensitive information on a server in your house.

Quotes by Blake Farenthold

You can learn a lot from criticism if you can take what's constructive out of it. If you read a review that starts with, 'This person is an idiot; who do they think they are?', you're not going to learn anything from that.

Quotes by Blake Lively

Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!

Quotes by Bjork

Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak.

Quotes by Bikram Choudhury

When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me.

Quotes by Bikram Choudhury

You treat an idiot like an idiot.

Quotes by Bikram Choudhury

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

Quotes by Ben Kingsley

'Mindy' was fun. Other than 'Superstore,' it was the other time I played an elitist, obnoxious idiot.

Quotes by Ben Feldman

Colby Covington is an idiot. He is so stupid.

Quotes by Ben Askren

I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants.

Quotes by Barry Diller

I'm a huge fan of Green Day's album 'American Idiot'; it was just a whole, very thorough experience.

Quotes by Aquaria

Boxing's a sport that gives you licence to act like an idiot, I think.

Quotes by Anthony Joshua

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.

Quotes by Anthony Bourdain

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

Actors look for characters. If they read a well-written character, and if they think the director's not an idiot, they're going to sign up and do some acting.

Quotes by Andrew Dominik

I have enough motivation just not looking like an idiot on national television. The fear of disappointing people is certainly higher.

Quotes by Alec Berg

When I'm tired, I see industrial pictures. But I'll see one every two months. If I see one every day, I'll become an idiot.

Quotes by Alejandro Jodorowsky

You can't control how you come across and if you try to then you come across looking like an idiot anyway.

Quotes by Alaska

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

Quotes by Adam Duritz

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

Quotes by Adam Brody

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Quotes by Abe Lemons

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