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Gregory Lee Johnson was an idiot.

Quotes by Yair Lapid

To generalize is to be an idiot.

Quotes by William Blake

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

Quotes by Will Forte

One of the big conversations I'm trying to have onstage right now is that to be pro-woman, you don't have to be anti-man. Saying all men suck makes you look like an idiot. And it's not helpful.

Quotes by Whitney Cummings

I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot.

Quotes by Warren Ellis

I mean, look at her. Any idiot, you know, would quite taken with Amy.

Quotes by Vince Gill

'American Idiot' is not only one of my favorite albums of all time, it's become an anthem of a generation.

Quotes by Tom Kitt

I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!

Quotes by Tom Hodgkinson

I was quite frustrated by school and found solace in going to the drama studio, doing stupid voices, and being an idiot. I then went to Guildhall School of Music and Drama and signed with a great agent in my third year.

Quotes by Tom Glynn-Carney

I'm a jerk, first and foremost. I don't know the answers. I'm an idiot. I make mistakes. I stick my foot in my mouth. I'm insensitive when I don't want to be.

Quotes by Timothy Busfield

Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown.

Quotes by Tim Robbins

I'm an idiot.

Quotes by Tim Duncan

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.

Quotes by Tia Carrere

Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.

Quotes by Theophilus London

I learned more in the rehearsals for 'The Letter' than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.

Quotes by Terry Teachout

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

Quotes by Teri Garr

The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.

Quotes by Susan Faludi

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Steven Wright

People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.

Quotes by Steve Marriott

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Steve Martin

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

Quotes by Stanley Kubrick

It's daunting doing something you haven't done before - you feel silly; you feel like a bit of an idiot.

Quotes by Stacey Dooley

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body.

Quotes by Sloane Crosley

Jim Sheridan, the MP who wants to ban sketchwriters from the Commons for being rude about politicians, is a blithering idiot. Sorry, scrub that - clearly a very thoughtful person with whom I might conceivably disagree on some marginal issues. A blithering savant, perhaps.

Quotes by Simon Hoggart

When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree. What are you doing?' Then they drove away saying, 'What an idiot!' Thirty-five years later, they're saying, 'The sucker's a genius!'

Quotes by Si Robertson

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

Quotes by Sid Caesar

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Quotes by Sherilyn Fenn

I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.

Quotes by Seann William Scott

I got fired from a movie that ended up being called 'Windows,' which Gordon Willis, the cinematographer, directed. I got fired because he refused to cast Meryl Streep, who at the time was at Yale. I told him I thought he was an idiot, and he fired me.

Quotes by Scott Rudin

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Quotes by Scott Adams

Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but wonder which ends in wonder, and is satisfied with wonder, is the quality of an idiot.

Quotes by Samuel Horsley

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

Quotes by Salvador Dali

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

Quotes by Sally Kellerman

Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about.

Quotes by Ruth Reichl

All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books.

Quotes by Russell Smith

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Quotes by Ronnie Corbett

Let's face it. Nobody predicted Trump. He's a fairytale nightmare that none of us could possibly have imagined. Shame on those 63 million who - especially those Obama voters who crossed over and voted, shame on them for putting this idiot in the White House.

Quotes by Ron Stallworth

People thought I was an idiot, but I saw social networks were going to be more important, and it turned out to be true.

Quotes by Robert Scoble

Tattoos aren't fun unless you're an idiot. It's not fun to get tattoos.

Quotes by Riff Raff

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Quotes by Ray Romano

I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.

Quotes by Rashida Jones

I’m a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.

Quotes by Rachel Parris

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

Quotes by Peter Lynch

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

Quotes by Norma McCorvey

Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube.

Quotes by Noel Wells

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

Quotes by Nicole Sullivan

To me, I don't feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer.

Quotes by Nick Lachey

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.

Quotes by Nia Vardalos

I consider myself a fearless idiot.

Quotes by Nia Vardalos

Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House and Congress. He's the idiot wearing an ugly sweatshirt.

Quotes by Nell Scovell

Innocence is a pretty dangerous thing, you know. Revisit Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' or, for that matter, Greene's 'The Quiet American' to find out how destructive it can be.

Quotes by Neel Mukherjee

That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that.

Quotes by Naomi Klein

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

Quotes by Milos Zeman

I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that something the rest of us couldn't perceive. They're an idiot before, they're an idiot now, and they'll be an idiot afterwords. It's mind-numbing.

Quotes by Mike Leach

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

Quotes by Michael Vartan

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Quotes by Michael Moore

At the age of 61, my hip went. I was skiing in Chile with my son, and there was a turn, and I kept falling. I thought, 'What an idiot; what's going on here?'

Quotes by Michael Hintze

The 'Bolton News' is the best place for online comments. They say I'm an absolute idiot and a communist anarchist. I was never an anarchist; I was a communist!

Quotes by Maxine Peake

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

Quotes by Martin Van Creveld

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent, then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. So here is a dilemma which others have suffered before us, and for which as far as I can see, there is simply no escape.

Quotes by Martin Van Creveld

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

Quotes by Marlon Wayans

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

Quotes by Margaret Cavendish

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

Quotes by Lucy Lawless

I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot.

Quotes by Lucy Punch

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

Quotes by Lindsay Pearce

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

Quotes by Leo Durocher

Falling in love is terrible. It makes you act foolish, like an idiot.

Quotes by Lemmy

So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.

Quotes by Lee Child

I had big teeth, and I was goofy. I probably used to mess with people too much. People were always trying to be cool, and I was just being goofy and an idiot. So whenever I would get picked on - which happened a lot - I would usually find a way to talk my way out of it or joke my way out of it.

Quotes by Lamorne Morris

There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.

Quotes by L. Sprague de Camp

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.

Quotes by Kim Stanley Robinson

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Quotes by Kevin Bacon

You don't want to miss out on something and feel like an idiot.

Quotes by Kevin Connolly

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Quotes by Karl Pilkington

There was a girl in fifth grade that I had a crush on that joined drama club, so I joined the drama club because I'm not an idiot, and I was gonna hang with her.

Quotes by Jordan Fisher

If you're the handsome white guy, you tend to get cast as guys who are meant to be convincing in their jobs. What I've been fortunate enough to do, whether it's playing a certified idiot on '30 Rock' or a weirdo in 'Bridesmaids,' is play against that in a lot of ways.

Quotes by Jon Hamm

We are not saying that every idiot out there should own a gun - and there should be better background checks on guns. Not everybody should have the right.

Quotes by Johnny Van Zant

I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have to do it!' She made me do it. I sent the tapes off assuming that somebody would say, 'Ha ha, very funny.'

Quotes by Johnny Flynn

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Quotes by John Updike

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

Quotes by John McAfee

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

Quotes by Johann Most

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Quotes by Johann Sebastian Bach

We've got this cultural mentality that you've got to be an idiot to be a farmer.

Quotes by Joel Salatin

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

Quotes by Joe Elliott

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

Quotes by Joan Van Ark

I'd been acting in Chicago since I came back after University, and I got a call from my agent saying, 'They're doing this revival of 'On a Clear Day,' and I actually auditioned when the team came through Chicago for the 'American Idiot' tour.

Quotes by Jessie Mueller

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Quotes by Jerry Lewis

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

Quotes by Jeff Ament

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Quotes by Jay Leno

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I'm a constant idiot in conversation - I always seem to sound either smug or stupid. Writing plays was a way of winning the conversation by controlling the conversation.

Quotes by Jack Thorne

Dr. Insulza is quite an idiot, a true idiot. The insipid Dr. Insulza should resign from the secretariat of the OAS for daring to play that role.

Quotes by Hugo Chavez

It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he is a fool. I can say whatever I want about anybody else because I'm just an idiot talking - I'm not insisting that I'm any smarter than anyone else. It's satire.

Quotes by Harry Anderson

The simple idiot's advice I give to screenwriters who say they want to sell a screenplay is, 'Write good.'

Quotes by Harold Ramis

As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's bedroom when I was 32.

Quotes by Greg Davies

Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it.

Quotes by Gore Vidal

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Quotes by George Carlin

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

Quotes by Frederic William Farrar

If I'm sitting around exulting over traffic data, I'm an idiot.

Quotes by Ezra Klein

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