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Idiot Quotes

Quotes about foolishness, spoken plainly.

This page collects blunt, often self-mocking lines built around the word idiot, including a speaker avoiding predictions because it is a fast way to look foolish, and a line calling generalizing itself a foolish habit. The tone stays casual rather than mean-spirited.

People thought I was an idiot, but I saw social networks were going to be more important, and it turned out to be true.

Quotes by Robert Scoble

Tattoos aren't fun unless you're an idiot. It's not fun to get tattoos.

Quotes by Riff Raff

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Quotes by Ray Romano

I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.

Quotes by Rashida Jones

I’m a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.

Quotes by Rachel Parris

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

Quotes by Peter Lynch

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

Quotes by Norma McCorvey

Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube.

Quotes by Noel Wells

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

Quotes by Nicole Sullivan

To me, I don't feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer.

Quotes by Nick Lachey

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.

Quotes by Nia Vardalos

I consider myself a fearless idiot.

Quotes by Nia Vardalos

Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House and Congress. He's the idiot wearing an ugly sweatshirt.

Quotes by Nell Scovell

Innocence is a pretty dangerous thing, you know. Revisit Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' or, for that matter, Greene's 'The Quiet American' to find out how destructive it can be.

Quotes by Neel Mukherjee

That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that.

Quotes by Naomi Klein

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

Quotes by Milos Zeman

I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that something the rest of us couldn't perceive. They're an idiot before, they're an idiot now, and they'll be...

Quotes by Mike Leach

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

Quotes by Michael Vartan

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Quotes by Michael Moore

A few entries poke fun at admiration going too far, noting how easily anyone can seem taken with someone. Pair this page with Feel quotes for more on candid reactions.