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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that.

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home...

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.

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