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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.

It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

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