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Part of my job as a presidential speechwriter (along with great writers like Jon Favreau and David Axelrod) was finding that sliver where 'presidential' and 'actually funny' overlap.

Quotes by Jon Lovett

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

Quotes by Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Quotes by Jon Lovitz

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

Quotes by Jon Lovitz

This will sound funny coming out of my mouth, but I like to play characters that have an intelligence. It doesn't matter if it's a physical intelligence or emotional intelligence.

Quotes by Jon Hamm

I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people.

Quotes by Jon Hamm

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

Quotes by Jon Hamm

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I'm not a funny person.

Quotes by Johnny Flynn

I like really bad puns - proper, red-top, nasty puns - I find them funny.

Quotes by Johnny Flynn

I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have to do it!' She made me do it. I sent the tapes off assuming that somebody would say,...

Quotes by Johnny Flynn

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Quotes by Johnny Carson

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Quotes by Johnny Carson

People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

Quotes by Johnny Carson

Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses.

Quotes by John Varvatos

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

Quotes by John Slattery

People are often surprised that I am so upbeat. I'm always hearing, 'You're so light and funny, and your books are so dark and twisted.' There's a dichotomy. I like books that are dark and creepy. I don't control it...

Quotes by John Searles

It took me eight books to finally be at a point in my career where I could come out with a book and say, 'This is meant to be a funny book,' and we didn't have to make any bones...

Quotes by John Scalzi

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.

Quotes by John Requa

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