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Who included me among the ranks of the human race?

Quotes by Joseph Brodsky

When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling...

Quotes by Joseph Bologna

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

Quotes by Joseph Bologna

It's so funny; I grew up in the Midwest, I have two older brothers, and you're just as competitive playing football as you are eating pickled eggs, or trying to kill zombies. As long as you don't take it too...

Quotes by Jose Pablo Cantillo

Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school.

Quotes by Jordin Sparks

It's funny, but to me, when you go to a concert hall and hear electronic pieces from the '60s, I think they sound really dated. But when an orchestra plays a piece from that period, and it's going to sound...

Quotes by Jonny Greenwood

Whether I'm writing a novel about a guy mourning the death of his father or whether I'm writing a show about people killing each other, you want to hear characters speak and be funny and witty.

Quotes by Jonathan Tropper

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.

Quotes by Jonathan Winters

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

Quotes by Jonathan Winters

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

Quotes by Jonathan Winters

That's a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.' Well, that's easy to say, but the fact is, you don't change at all - other people do.

Quotes by Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so...

Quotes by Jonathan Safran Foer

For whatever reason, the films I gravitate towards do have these strange sort of tonal balances to them... I kind of realized on '50/ 50' why I liked these blending of tones, because I think it's kind of what life...

Quotes by Jonathan Levine

My favorite monster has always been the zombie. They are so much fun. They can be scary, pathetic, sad, funny, tragic, even heroic. They are the most elastic monster because, even with all of that, they don't interfere with telling...

Quotes by Jonathan Maberry

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.

Quotes by Jonathan Davis

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.

Quotes by Jonathan Franzen

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

Quotes by Jonah Hill

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.

Quotes by Jon Pertwee

Success is always less funny than failure.

Quotes by Jon Ronson

When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very...

Quotes by Jon Scieszka

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