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We used to have to convince people we were funny, and it didn't always work.

Quotes by Julian Barratt

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Quotes by Jules Renard

I just find it funny and terrible: someone being very rude and overbearing over somebody who doesn't know how to deal with it. Maybe it's because I've experienced that sort of thing and I don't know how to say, 'You...

Quotes by Julia Davis

I will say this about the truth - that it's one of those crisis rules, whether you are a client or someone who's living their life just every day - is that the truth has a funny way of not...

Quotes by Judy Smith

I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.

Quotes by Jules Asner

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.

Quotes by Judd Apatow

Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing.

Quotes by Juan Manuel Marquez

Does it bother me that I'm attached to 'Three's Company' 30 years after? Not at all. All we were trying to do was be funny. How can I complain? That's all I wanted to do.

Quotes by Joyce DeWitt

There are funny gay people, and there are funny Indian people, and that's why we watch TV, to laugh. It only makes sense to include all types of funny people, whether or not they're gay or straight or what have...

Quotes by Josie Totah

I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because for many, many years I was the guy whose only contribution to any conversation was,...

Quotes by Joss Whedon

In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming, funny and poignant. In life, I adore my girlfriend. She is the most adorable person I have ever met - from her silly jokes to her cute...

Quotes by Josh Zuckerman

That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.

Quotes by Josh McDermitt

I enjoy making people laugh, but what I find funny and put online, others might misconstrue and find jerkish.

Quotes by Josh Rosen

Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.

Quotes by Josh Tillman

We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that...

Quotes by Josh Hutcherson

It's funny, because '1600 Penn' was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end,...

Quotes by Josh Gad

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Quotes by Josh Billings

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Quotes by Josh Billings

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

Quotes by Josh Billings

I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.

Quotes by Joseph Epstein

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