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There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one is ever going to seem as funny in a normal conversation as compared to when they're...

Quotes by Robert Klein

I guess I'm pleased and proud of the respect of my peers, and that when I disappear from the scene or from this earth, I will have left a mark. They'll say, 'He did it well.' I like being funny;...

Quotes by Robert Klein

Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.

Quotes by Robert Klein

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Quotes by Robert Knepper

I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's a really specific thing. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked...

Quotes by Robert Downey, Jr.

I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.

Quotes by Robert Buckley

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Quotes by Robert Byrne

You have to avoid caricature, at the one end of the spectrum, and sentimentality, at the other; which is not to say that such characters shouldn't be funny part of the time, or that their actions shouldn't evoke genuine feeling.

Quotes by Robert Boswell

Sometimes when you do a whole script, you hand it off, and it gets rewritten by a bunch of people, and people don't really get that much of a sense of how funny you can be.

Quotes by Robert Ben Garant

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Quotes by Robert Benchley

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Quotes by Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Quotes by Robert Benchley

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

Quotes by Robert A. Heinlein

The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.

Quotes by Rob Zombie

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Quotes by Robbie Amell

I love improv so much. Listening. I think that's the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of pressure on yourself to create, and to be generating information, and trying to be funny, but if you just listen to...

Quotes by Rob Riggle

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

Quotes by Rob Riggle

It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage...

Quotes by Rob Thomas

The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role.

Quotes by Rob Thomas

The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas.

Quotes by Rob Manuel

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