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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

Quotes by Richard Lewis

If I'm playing a bad guy, and I'm playing him evilly - I'm making him evil; I'm being evil because I want the audience to understand that he's bad - or if I have a line that's funny, I do...

Quotes by Richard Jenkins

'Portnoy's Complaint' was very far out there, and movies have always worked when you have either a funny situation between two or more people or a very dramatic situation. There's not that much difference.

Quotes by Richard D. Zanuck

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Quotes by Richard Dawkins

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'

Quotes by Richard Branson

I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I've been playing for laughs for decades now! It's lovely to get a laugh;...

Quotes by Richard Briers

A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny...

Quotes by Richard Ayoade

My grandmother was very funny. It skipped a generation.

Quotes by Richard Belzer

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!

Quotes by Richard Belzer

To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that.

Quotes by Ricardo Salinas Pliego

I say funny stuff in my lyrics to make people laugh, but it's all in the seriousness of the music. I'm just being witty.

Quotes by Rich Brian

I made a Twitter account when I was 10 years old. I wasn't even trying to be funny. I was still tweeting in Indonesian. I didn't really speak English yet.

Quotes by Rich Brian

I say funny stuff in my songs sometimes, but it's still all in the seriousness of the music and the craft.

Quotes by Rich Brian

I always wanted my kids to like me and think I was funny, so I made up this story about a kid named Jake and his racecar that he had built from scratch, fully loaded with whatever fantastical gadget he...

Quotes by Rhea Perlman

I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're...

Quotes by Rhea Perlman

It's really funny how I've come round to classical music around the back door with my banjo in my hand, and I love it.

Quotes by Rhiannon Giddens

I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I've always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was...

Quotes by Retta

I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.

Quotes by Retta

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Quotes by Regina King

Funny enough, the most discrimination I've ever gotten as a woman in this industry has been from other women.

Quotes by Reed Morano

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