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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time...

Quotes by Robin Yount

Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.

Quotes by Robin Thede

Everybody who comes to my home has to play at least one set against me. I beat them all. The best thing is when they want another set. People like me who can't stand not to win. I beat them...

Quotes by Robin Van Persie

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny...

Quotes by Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Quotes by Robin Williams

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Quotes by Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Quotes by Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Quotes by Robin Williams

Not intending to be funny: I sit at the keyboard, put my fingers on the keys and go. To me, it's the real secret of writing. Put yourself in front of the screen or the blank sheet of paper and...

Quotes by Robin Hobb

'Hustle' is wonderfully enjoyable because all my life, I've made an effort to be with people who can make me laugh. That original cast - Marc Warren, Jaime Murray, Robert Glenister and Adrian Lester - are all funny. So I...

Quotes by Robert Vaughn

I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.

Quotes by Robert Webb

It's a very funny topic, missing weight and getting title shots. I think the punishments should be more severe, but I don't know.

Quotes by Robert Whittaker

You can almost liken 'Bad Samaritan' to 'Funny Games' because it's that theme of horror just down the street in your neighborhood.

Quotes by Robert Sheehan

Being on 'Star Trek,' you have a funny relationship with fame.

Quotes by Robert Picardo

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Quotes by Robert Orben

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.

Quotes by Robert M. Pirsig

I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what,...

Quotes by Robert Mankoff

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

Quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson

With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change the consciousness of audiences and can make the show less funny or feel more stale.

Quotes by Robert Lopez

I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful.

Quotes by Robert Lopez

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