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I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Reality: What a concept!

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

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