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Pretend Quotes

On the gap between appearances and what's real underneath.

Several lines draw a line between honest limitation and outright pretending, including the idea that institutions do better admitting what they aren't. Read related thoughts in our Know quotes.

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

Quotes by Chelsea Handler

I like befriending my collaborators because I'd rather make music with people I like than people I pretend to like.

Quotes by Charli XCX

We often pretend to fear what we really despise, and more often despise what we really fear.

Quotes by Charles Caleb Colton

I will not pretend to be something that I'm not. I certainly won't do it to win the audience over.

Quotes by Chael Sonnen

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

Quotes by Chanakya

Everyone knows we get paid a lot of money, so why pretend otherwise?

Quotes by Catherine Zeta-Jones

I've been able to play a kid up to this point and pretend that I'm not a grown-up - well, at least for two hours a night!

Quotes by Cathy Rigby

There's a repression against mothers where we're expected to be full-time workers and pretend we're not mothers, and then expected to be full-time mothers who pretend we're not working. Simultaneously, within the hours of the week that exist.

Quotes by Catherine Reitman

Listen, I would love to win an Emmy at some stage or another. I can't pretend not to.

Quotes by Cat Deeley

I love people who are very honest and very open and don't pretend to be anything they're not.

Quotes by Cat Deeley

I'm crazy, and I don't pretend to be anything else.

Quotes by Calvin Klein

If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one.

Quotes by Caitlin Moran

I think any time I'm nervous I just pretend that I'm not, and that's how I deal with it.

Quotes by Bria Vinaite

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

Quotes by Bobby Moynihan

I have strengths, and I have weaknesses. I don't pretend to be able to write a great thesis or doctorate - I have no pretensions in that direction.

Quotes by Bob Ainsworth

What I'm dealing with is sound. I don't pretend to be dealing with music. I'm just dealing with sound elements, textures and sounds.

Quotes by Bill Laswell

People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are someone else.

Quotes by Bette Davis

Don't pretend to be a journalist if you're not a journalist.

Quotes by Bernard Goldberg

I trained as a theater actor and you had a bare stage and you had to pretend, one prop and you are in the middle of 8th Ave. and traffic is just going by.

Quotes by Benicio Del Toro

Al Qaeda is still a threat. We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK.

Quotes by Barack Obama

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the theme running through this Pretend collection?
It's about the gap between appearance and reality — an institution clarifying it doesn't pretend to be something it's not, and a warning that you can't fake being liked by other people for long.
Does every quote treat pretending negatively?
Mostly, yes — the tone across these lines is skeptical of pretending, whether it's about summer bachelors described as never as cool as they pretend to be, or a broader claim that you can't successfully be in pretend for people to like you.
Is there a political quote in this collection?
One line describes a political party mimicking another's policies and phrases in an effort to appear a certain way to its own members. It's presented here as an observation about political image-making, described neutrally rather than as an endorsement of either side.
What does the Church-related quote mean?
It draws a boundary: the Church does not pretend to be scientists, but teaches based on what science tells it — a distinction between religious teaching and scientific authority, stated plainly rather than argued.
Why do readers search for pretend quotes?
People often want language for calling out inauthenticity, in themselves or others, or for affirming that they'd rather be honest than liked for a performance.

Other entries use a lighthearted metaphor about seasonal charm never quite living up to its own hype. Browse Love quotes for more on charm and sincerity.