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Pretend Quotes

On the gap between appearances and what's real underneath.

Several lines draw a line between honest limitation and outright pretending, including the idea that institutions do better admitting what they aren't. Read related thoughts in our Know quotes.

I don't pretend I know everything.

Quotes by Jill Abramson

I'll never pretend to be I'm something I'm not.

Quotes by Jessie Reyez

I get to pretend I'm flying into space, and hang out with my friends. That's what I do for a living.

Quotes by Jeri Ryan

You can't really pretend something is rosier than it is and expect people to buy it.

Quotes by James Van Der Beek

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.

Quotes by Jacques Derrida

When I was a kid, I used to pretend I was Han Solo all the time. Running around with my fingers pretending they were a blaster.

Quotes by Jack Reynor

To be able to pretend to be something that I'm frankly not is very liberating and exciting.

Quotes by Hugh Laurie

He would be a very absurd legislator who should pretend to set bounds to his country's welfare, lest it should perish by knowing no bounds.

Quotes by Horace Walpole

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.

Quotes by Hermann Hesse

I would pretend to be the French lieutenant's woman. I was always a romantic. I still am, actually.

Quotes by Helena Bonham Carter

I was never a left-winger, actually. I was a pretend left-winger because it was more interesting than being a right-winger.

Quotes by Helen Mirren

Whatever one thinks of the justifiability of drone attacks, it's one of the least 'brave' or courageous modes of warfare ever invented. It's one thing to call it just, but to pretend it's 'brave' is Orwellian in the extreme.

Quotes by Glenn Greenwald

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.

Quotes by George Michael

We don't pretend to disagree.

Quotes by Gene Siskel

I'd perform in the mirror; I'd pretend to do interviews. I'd practice my autograph for hours.

Quotes by Fleur East

There are Anarchists in other parts of the world who are unable to, comprehend the position of the Spanish Anarchists. I do not pretend to censor these Anarchists.

Quotes by Federica Montseny

I'm not a housing market expert, and I don't want to pretend to be one.

Quotes by Eric Maskin

I can't just pretend to be someone else all my life. I have to mix it up.

Quotes by Ella Purnell

I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.

Quotes by Elizabeth Taylor

Gentlemen and ladies are sure of their ground. They pretend to nothing that they are not.

Quotes by Edward Everett Hale

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the theme running through this Pretend collection?
It's about the gap between appearance and reality — an institution clarifying it doesn't pretend to be something it's not, and a warning that you can't fake being liked by other people for long.
Does every quote treat pretending negatively?
Mostly, yes — the tone across these lines is skeptical of pretending, whether it's about summer bachelors described as never as cool as they pretend to be, or a broader claim that you can't successfully be in pretend for people to like you.
Is there a political quote in this collection?
One line describes a political party mimicking another's policies and phrases in an effort to appear a certain way to its own members. It's presented here as an observation about political image-making, described neutrally rather than as an endorsement of either side.
What does the Church-related quote mean?
It draws a boundary: the Church does not pretend to be scientists, but teaches based on what science tells it — a distinction between religious teaching and scientific authority, stated plainly rather than argued.
Why do readers search for pretend quotes?
People often want language for calling out inauthenticity, in themselves or others, or for affirming that they'd rather be honest than liked for a performance.

Other entries use a lighthearted metaphor about seasonal charm never quite living up to its own hype. Browse Love quotes for more on charm and sincerity.