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Pretend Quotes

On the gap between appearances and what's real underneath.

Several lines draw a line between honest limitation and outright pretending, including the idea that institutions do better admitting what they aren't. Read related thoughts in our Know quotes.

We can pretend that China is not there. But China is there, and unless we put our economy on the right track, it is going to overwhelm us completely.

Quotes by Salman Khurshid

If I think about the writers I love or might be influenced by, I can't write at all, so I pretend there aren't any.

Quotes by Sadie Jones

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

Quotes by Sacha Guitry

I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else.

Quotes by Rihanna

I'm not very good at science or math, even though I pretend. And I'm not very good at teaching. I'm not very patient.

Quotes by Rick Smolan

As for the kind of writer I am? I am who I don't pretend to be.

Philip Roth

Novel-writing is, for the novelist, a game of let's pretend.

Philip Roth

I used to pretend I was into speed garage when I hated it.

Quotes by Peter Crouch

A lot of my audience are in their 50s. But they want me to pretend to continue to be pretending.

Quotes by Pete Townshend

Forty is the line of demarcation that says you're an adult now. You're an adult, so don't pretend you're a kid anymore.

Quotes by Paul Feig

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Quotes by Nora Ephron

I have become increasingly used to the Tory party mimicking our policies and phrases in a desperate effort to pretend to their members they are still Eurosceptic.

Quotes by Nigel Farage

I, as a man, don't even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.

Quotes by Nick Lachey

I'm not going to pretend to be anything I'm not.

Quotes by Nicholas Soames

You have to put on more faces to pretend who you are.

Quotes by Nell Carter

Politicians pretend not to be smart.

Quotes by Morgan Neville

I used to pretend that I was Tom attacking Jerry, who was drawn on the ball.

Quotes by Monica Seles

Let's not pretend that abortion isn't about the mass slaughter of innocents.

Quotes by Michael Aston

To pretend that there is no such thing as the Muslim world is specious, self-deluding, and - frankly - plain silly.

Quotes by Mehdi Hasan

We mislead ourselves when we pretend we can make someone into an effective manager by putting them through a few courses in business school.

Quotes by Matthew Stewart

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the theme running through this Pretend collection?
It's about the gap between appearance and reality — an institution clarifying it doesn't pretend to be something it's not, and a warning that you can't fake being liked by other people for long.
Does every quote treat pretending negatively?
Mostly, yes — the tone across these lines is skeptical of pretending, whether it's about summer bachelors described as never as cool as they pretend to be, or a broader claim that you can't successfully be in pretend for people to like you.
Is there a political quote in this collection?
One line describes a political party mimicking another's policies and phrases in an effort to appear a certain way to its own members. It's presented here as an observation about political image-making, described neutrally rather than as an endorsement of either side.
What does the Church-related quote mean?
It draws a boundary: the Church does not pretend to be scientists, but teaches based on what science tells it — a distinction between religious teaching and scientific authority, stated plainly rather than argued.
Why do readers search for pretend quotes?
People often want language for calling out inauthenticity, in themselves or others, or for affirming that they'd rather be honest than liked for a performance.

Other entries use a lighthearted metaphor about seasonal charm never quite living up to its own hype. Browse Love quotes for more on charm and sincerity.