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That is what I got into comedy for, to be able to challenge myself and just grow as a comedian and find new ways to be funny.

Quotes by Jaboukie Young-White

I never feel like it'll be something where like, ‘Aha, I've got it. I'm funny for the rest of my life. I don't need to tell jokes anymore. I just am comedy.'

Quotes by Jaboukie Young-White

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quotes by Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Quotes by Jack Benny

Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because...

Quotes by Jack Black

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

Quotes by J. R. Moehringer

A reputation takes years and years and years to build, and it takes one press of a button to ruin it. Don't let that happen to you. You've done so much work; you've put in so much effort. Don't let...

Quotes by J. J. Watt

I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done,...

Quotes by J. K. Simmons

There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.

Quotes by J. Michael Straczynski

Stand-up comedians say that anyone in the audience can be funny, but people paid to see us because we're just a little bit funnier. In the same way, I think anybody can play music - in fact, I think everyone...

Quotes by J. D. Souther

Yes, I've been down the pike and back. And through the years, I've heard different songs with scatting in it, and it was - always cracked me up as kind of a funny style of music, you know? When I...

Quotes by J. J. Cale

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

Quotes by J. B. Priestley

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That...

Quotes by J. Cole

I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it!

Quotes by Izabel Goulart

A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an...

Quotes by Ivan Reitman

Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.

Quotes by Ivan Reitman

I made a couple of friends when I was a teenager who said I was funny. I used to send them very long texts; it was on a Nokia and always exceeding the text limit. But if I was making...

Quotes by Ivo Graham

I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, 'Eeew!'

Quotes by Issa Rae

Janhvi is a goofball. She is unintentionally funny sometimes. Even intentionally, to give her due credit!

Quotes by Ishaan Khatter

It's funny how people fantasise about your life sometimes. But it's so much quieter than they think.

Quotes by Isabelle Adjani

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