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When my father died, my mother came back from being Mrs. Birkin to being Judy Campbell. She was a stunning actress. She came out of her shell. She was herself again: this very independent, funny, intellectual lady - and was...

Quotes by Jane Birkin

Nothing has ever touched on what fun childhood was. Summer holidays were bliss. We made home movies, with real stories in them. My father had such charm and charisma, and made everything so funny.

Quotes by Jane Birkin

I watch 'The Bachelor'. It's one of those things where I always think if it didn't exist and it was on 'SNL,' we would think it would be a ridiculous, funny idea. But it actually exists... It's a glorious train...

Quotes by Jamie-Lynn Sigler

It's funny when you know you're playing two characters and you're aware of how you have to play each one into your performance of the other. You're constantly at the back of your mind thinking and it all gets a...

Quotes by Jamie Dornan

It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that.

Quotes by Jamie Dornan

As a kid, I had to be funny.

Quotes by Jamie Farr

You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has...

Quotes by Jamie Foxx

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

Quotes by Jamie Foxx

It's funny, but as time goes by, I get stopped in airports all the time, and it's always about 'Shannon's Deal.'

Quotes by Jamey Sheridan

The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.

Quotes by James Welch

I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from both sides, which was exciting, because I thought it was very fresh. Adam Pally's just a really funny,...

Quotes by James Wolk

I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.

Quotes by James Tate

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Quotes by James Thurber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Quotes by James Thurber

I don't think the expectation is that the 'Psych' musical is going to be 'Rent,' so I think as long as we didn't completely humiliate ourselves and it is funny and it is in the tone of what we do,...

Quotes by James Roday

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

Quotes by James Patterson

Because I grew up with women, I have a certain amount of charm, and I'm all right to get on with, kind enough, funny enough, blah blah blah.

Quotes by James Nesbitt

I like clever lyrics, funny lyrics, dumb lyrics. I can never put my finger on what I like about them.

Quotes by James Murphy

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by...

Quotes by James McBride

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

Quotes by James Lipton

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