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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with...

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

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