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It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.

Quotes by Hermann Maier

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Quotes by Hesiod

My father was really good with math. It's a funny thing, I don't remember my father or my mother being so mechanical-minded. My father always wanted to be a doctor, but he came from a really poor family in Georgia,...

Quotes by Herbie Hancock

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

Quotes by Herb Caen

All men are equal before fish.

Quotes by Herbert Hoover

Comedy isn't just timing; it's about rooting out the funny in the real. You just bend reality to the left a little.

Quotes by Henry Winkler

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Quotes by Henry Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Quotes by Henry Kissinger

Constance Wu is so dedicated, Anna Kendrick is ridiculously funny, and Blake Lively is magnetic.

Quotes by Henry Golding

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

Quotes by Henry Allingham

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

Quotes by Henny Youngman

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Quotes by Henny Youngman

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Quotes by Henny Youngman

I had a cordial relationship with all my heroes - some, like Jeetendra or Shatrughan Sinha, are very funny. Amitabh, on the other hand, was more serious, more professional.

Quotes by Hema Malini

If someone from 'Arsenal Fan TV' says this guy needs to do this or that I'm not going to listen to him. They're entitled to their opinion and the way they want to do it. If people find it funny,...

Quotes by Hector Bellerin

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Quotes by Hedy Lamarr

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!

Quotes by Heather Graham

It's funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I'm happy that I've sort of discovered something that makes me really happy.

Quotes by Haylie Duff

It's funny: everybody is going to have a little bit of different point of views when it comes to parenting.

Quotes by Haylie Duff

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Quotes by Heath Ledger

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