Jack Benny Quotes
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Modesty is my best quality.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Today's Shayari
क्या थी मजबूरी तेरी, जो रस्ते बदल लिए तूने.!!
हर राज कह देने वाले, क्यों इतनी सी बात छुपा ली...
Today's Joke
राहुल गांधी को 2 घंटे सुनने के बाद…
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100-100 रूपये इकट्ठे किये
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Today's Prayer
Trust in the lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding, in all ways acknowledge him...
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