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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Modesty is my best quality.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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I started listening to gospel when I was a little boy and my grandmother used to rock me on her...

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

जब इंसान की फितरत बदल रही हो तो ये जरुरी नहीं की इंसान बदल गया .....
हो सकता है बाहर...

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Today's Joke

किसी को पता हो तो मुझे भी बता दो कि
मोदी जी
चुनाव जीते थे
या“World Tour” का पैकेज !!

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky...

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

A blessing-filled Friday morning to you! May your heart flutter with joy and happiness. Today is one of the best...

Prayer Of The Day

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