Jack Benny Quotes
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Modesty is my best quality.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Today's Quote
I think that's why I'm an actor: so I can tell those stories without having to really live through those...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
सबुतों और गवाहों की कोई सेल नहीं होती...
ये इश्क की अदालत है साहेब यहाँ कोई बेल नही होती...
Today's Joke
संता – भाई आज हम बड़े दिनों बाद मिले...
बंता – यार कैसा है तू?
संता – मजे में हूं...
Today's Status
Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed,...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
May every bad path in your life be carved right. God’s loving-kindness and peace be multiplied unto you. Have a...
Prayer Of The Day