Jack Benny Quotes
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Modesty is my best quality.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Today's Quote
I think bad politics are incredibly dangerous, so it's important to make sure that people are communicating well. Culture and...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
कोई होगा टुटा हुआ मेरी तरह ही...!!
जो जुड़ने की ख्वाईश लिए जी रहा होगा कही...!!!
Today's Joke
छात्र से टीचर ने पूछा बताओ एक साल में कितनी रात्रि होती हे..
छात्र– 10 रात्रि
टीचर — 10 कैसे...
Today's Status
Hello. I just wanted to let you know that I was thinking about you. How did you sleep last night?...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Today, may I recognize God’s blessing in everything I put my hands on, and may His blessings be evident upon...
Prayer Of The Day