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Jack Benny Quotes

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Modesty is my best quality.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Today's Quote

We lived together as kids, and now we're taking care of each other as men.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

तुम्हें मांगने के बाद_मैंने,
बाकी__सब_तुम्हारे___लिए__माँगा.

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

फेकू ने पप्पू से पूछा: 'मोहब्बत शादी से पहले करनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद?'

पप्पू ने कहा: 'कभी भी...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning!

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Speak in faith, and everything you declare shall be yours. No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue...

Prayer Of The Day

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