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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Modesty is my best quality.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Today's Quote
When you're a politician, someone always wants something from you, so they're constantly telling you how smart or great you...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
जब बिखरेगा तेरे रूखसार पर तेरी आँखों का पानी
तुझे एहसास तब होगा मोहब्बत किस को कहते है....
Today's Joke
टीचर – अच्छा तो बच्चों
आज मैं तुम्हारा टेस्ट लूंगी
टीचर – बंटू कबीर दास का
एक दोहा सुनाओ
बंटू...
Today's Status
If you don’t like my attitude, stop staring. If you don’t like my rudeness, stop listening. If you don’t like...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Lord, thank you for this new morning. Thank you for the gift of life and your continuous love for me...
Prayer Of The Day