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We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.

Quotes by Tony Hancock

I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also want to make my posts more interesting.

Quotes by Toni Garrn

I like marriage. The idea.

Quotes by Toni Morrison

Some guy decided that it would be funny to put that in my Wikipedia entry. He was adamant that 'Mickey' was about Micky Dolenz. I choreographed the 'Head' movie but I didn't really know Micky at all. I knew Davy...

Quotes by Toni Basil

Imagination is a funny thing - we sometimes need to see something before we can truly picture it.

Quotes by Tomi Adeyemi

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

Quotes by Tommy Chong

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.

Quotes by Tommy Chong

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Quotes by Tommy Chong

It's funny going to America because you're starting again. You've just won a Brit Award, but nobody will care. You have to prove yourself, but it's good to do that stuff. You might be big in Britain, but you still...

Quotes by Tom Walker

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

Quotes by Tom Smothers

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.

Quotes by Tom Smothers

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.

Quotes by Tom Sizemore

It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.

Quotes by Tom Petty

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

Quotes by Tom Perrotta

It's funny, you know: my mother-in-law, who doesn't have an ounce of nerd in her, is just so excited by the fact that I write 'Batman' because she'll see an article about me in the 'Washington Post' or 'The Wall...

Quotes by Tom King

I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with...

Quotes by Tom Hooper

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

Quotes by Tom Hanks

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water...

Quotes by Tom Hiddleston

If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.

Quotes by Tom Hiddleston

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

Quotes by Tom DeLonge

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