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What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.

What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.

One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.

You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.

You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, 'No'.

Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.

Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.

People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.

No one is any one thing.

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.

I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge.

I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.

I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.

I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit.

I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears.

I have a kind of objective luxury about my career.

I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations.

I've done lots of improv things but not a whole movie.

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.

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