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Most Famous Drunk Quotes of All Time!

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I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.

Quotes by Kenny Hickey

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Quotes by Kenneth Tynan

It's getting harder as I get more known. Even though it's my break, I couldn't really go out and get drunk - because people expect you to be training and getting up early. But I'm not bothered about missing out...

Quotes by Katarina Johnson-Thompson

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

Quotes by Julianna Margulies

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

Quotes by Joyce Brothers

I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was one thing, or getting too drunk to really do a very good job.

Quotes by Josh Tillman

I think Sweden is known for people being a bit more quiet than other cultures, and I guess it's a mixture: shyness and leaving room for other people to talk. Of course, when people get drunk, all of that disappears.

Quotes by Jose Gonzalez

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.

Quotes by Jose Bergamin

I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.

Quotes by Jonathan Brandis

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

Quotes by John Shirley

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

Quotes by John Leguizamo

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Quotes by John Huston

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Quotes by Joe Moore

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

Quotes by Joe Garagiola

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to...

Quotes by Jimmy Kimmel

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.

Quotes by Jim Coleman

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

Quotes by Jim Bishop

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