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Most Famous Drunk Quotes of All Time!

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When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

Quotes by Jesse Jackson

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

Quotes by Jenny Frost

Advertisers don't want to be ignored, and they are drunk on our data, which is what Google and other large networks are really selling. The ads are almost a by-product; what companies really want to know is what antiperspirant a...

Quotes by Jeffrey Zeldman

I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.'

Quotes by Jane Welsh Carlyle

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Quotes by Jacqueline du Pre

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Quotes by Isaac Asimov

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Quotes by Henny Youngman

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

Quotes by Harry Nilsson

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for...

Quotes by Harold Brodkey

If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.

Quotes by Hank Williams

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

Quotes by Hannah More

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

Quotes by Guy Davenport

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Quotes by Gina Gershon

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'

Quotes by Gilbert K. Chesterton

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.

Quotes by Gilbert Highet

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Quotes by Gertrude Stein

'Would I mind if someone wrote a sequel to one of my books?' I asked myself, and I decided that I wouldn't, providing that the writer was respectful, had read my book first, and wasn't drunk when doing it.

Quotes by Geraldine McCaughrean

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

Quotes by George William Russell

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Quotes by George Gobel

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Quotes by George Grosz

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