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Most Famous Drunk Quotes of All Time!

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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Quotes by Clea Duvall

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

Quotes by Claude Williams

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

Quotes by Chester Bennington

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Quotes by Charlie Chaplin

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Quotes by Charles Darwin

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Quotes by Charles Baudelaire

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Quotes by Charles Baudelaire

I don't like tea! Never have, never drunk it.

Quotes by Catherine Tate

I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?'

Quotes by Carla Gallo

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.

Quotes by Bruce Dickinson

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

Quotes by Bobby Moynihan

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was...

Quotes by Bob Livingston

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Quotes by Bette Midler

My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up...

Quotes by Benjamin Percy

In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the end of a broomstick in front of the cow. The goats would knock their heads around the inside...

Quotes by Ben Dolnick

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Quotes by Bam Margera

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

Quotes by Ashwin Sanghi

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.

Quotes by Ashley Tisdale

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

Quotes by Archie Moore

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