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I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me?

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.

My husband calls it winging it - the way I just took what the studios gave me, didn't do my homework and avoided roles that would risk my image.

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