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Most Famous Drunk Quotes of All Time!

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I don't have a favorite author; I have favorite books. 'Moby Dick' is a favorite book, but Melville was a drunk who beat his wife. 'Moveable Feast' by Hemingway, but I would not like him personally. He was a stupid...

Quotes by Gary Paulsen

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up...

Quotes by Fred Ward

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Quotes by Fiona Apple

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Quotes by F. Scott Fitzgerald

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.

Quotes by Eric Stoltz

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

Quotes by Eric Burdon

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Quotes by Epictetus

I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a puppeteer pulling strings. For me, it's a scary, chaotic process over which I have little control. Words demand...

Quotes by Elif Safak

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

Quotes by Eddie Van Halen

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

Quotes by Dylan Moran

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Quotes by Demetri Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Quotes by Dean Martin

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

Quotes by Davy Jones

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

Quotes by David Millar

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

Quotes by David Gest

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Quotes by Dave Attell

We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though....

Quotes by Daniel Craig

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.

Quotes by Daniel Day-Lewis

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Quotes by Damien Hirst

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had...

Quotes by Craig Ferguson

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