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I'm a terrible golfer.
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
I only get unusual ailments.
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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Today's Quote
Singing is my entire life. I nearly lost that. I am so blessed to be able to do this. It's...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
तेरी यादों के संग बरसती रही अश्कों की बारिश.!!
भीग गई हथेलियाँ ढूंढते ढूंढते लकीरों में तेरा नाम.!
Today's Joke
चुनाव 2019
ज़्यादा च्वाइस ही नहीं है
"नमो" को चुनो . . .
या -
"नमूनों" को चुनो।।
Today's Status
Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life. Good Evening my friends!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
On this day I pray that the Lord defends you from those that rise against you. May He fight all...
Prayer Of The Day