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I'm a terrible golfer.
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
I only get unusual ailments.
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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Today's Quote
There's always going to be silly stuff out there in the media that you can't worry too much about, and...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
तेरी सलामी में आज वो बर्फ भी पिघल गई होगी,
जिसकी लाख कोशिशों के बाद भी तूने हथियार नहीं डाले...
Today's Joke
मास्टर ने पूछा- कविता और निबंध में क्या अंतर है??
स्टूडेंट- प्रेमिका के मुंह से निकला एक शब्द भी कविता...
Today's Prayer
My Redeemer, another day has ended and I want a better tomorrow. I pray as I sleep that you will...
Prayer Of The Day