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10

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

Quotes by Shenaz Treasury

9

The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper.

Quotes by Rudy Boesch

8

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Quotes by Rod Serling

7

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

Quotes by Richard Branson

6

It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.

Quotes by Neal Adams

5

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.

Quotes by Evan Osnos

4

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.

Quotes by Daphne Zuniga

3

House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic.

Quotes by Corey Stewart

2

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Quotes by Billy Wilder

1

When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some toilet paper tubes.

Quotes by Alex Hirsch

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