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Top 10 Toilet Quotes

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10

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Quotes by Tommy Cooper

9

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Quotes by Rod Serling

8

In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.

Quotes by Rick Perry

7

Sooner or later, all magazines end up in the toilet.

Quotes by Maurizio Cattelan

6

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Quotes by Mark McKinney

5

I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.

Quotes by Kenneth Choi

4

I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.

Quotes by Jonny Wilkinson

3

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

Quotes by John Witherspoon

2

Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.

Quotes by Jairam Ramesh

1

I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.

Quotes by J. B. Pritzker

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