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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Today's Quote
Beware of addictive medicines. Everything in moderation. This applies particularly to the Internet and your sofa. The physical world is...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
कुछ तो बात है चाहत मै...
वरना एक लाश के लिये कोई ताजमहल नही बनाता...
Today's Joke
एक शराबी सड़क पर जा रहा था। अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड़ में गिर गया।
उसी समय बिजली चमकी तो शराबी...
Today's Status
Forget tomorrow, say goodbye to sorrow. Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good morning!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
This day shall bring us nothing but the truest and purest form of happiness. We shall enjoy every benefit today...
Prayer Of The Day