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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Today's Quote
The official Hamas charter calls for the murder of Jews and destruction of the Jewish state.
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
हमने हमारे इश्क़ का, इज़हार यूँ किया,
फूलों से तेरा नाम, पत्थरो पे लिख दिया !!
Today's Joke
टीचर- अगर तुम्हारे पास 15 सेब हों, जिनमें से 6 तुम मीना को दे दो,
..4 सोनिया को दे दो...
Today's Status
Evening is the time for peace, Where there is no tension to cease, On this evening, I want to wish...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Lead me to trust in your goodness and mercy for the rest of my life. Train my heart to live...
Prayer Of The Day