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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Today's Shayari
जिन्दगी ऐसे जियो के अपने "रब" को पसंद आ जाओ...
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Today's Joke
एक दिन संता की बीवी मजाक में बोली ,
बीवी – आप कितने भोले हो जी ,
संता – कैसे...
Today's Prayer
Jesus, create new avenues for me to earn better today. Let your glory show me how I can make better...
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