Tommy Cooper Quotes
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Today's Shayari
हो सके तो पास आकर देख मेरे दिल का दर्द,
फांसले से तो हर चीज छोटी नजर आती है !!
Today's Joke
Breaking news:
संजय दत्त ने अभी अभी प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस कर समाचार दिया है
“मुझे लोग सिर्फ प्यार से बाबा बुलाते...
Today's Status
No matter how bad your day has been, the beauty of the setting sun will make everything serene. Good Evening.
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Thank you for giving us strength for the day new. Thank you for making us have the energy to surmount...
Prayer Of The Day