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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

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Today's Quote

We lived together as kids, and now we're taking care of each other as men.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

तुम्हें मांगने के बाद_मैंने,
बाकी__सब_तुम्हारे___लिए__माँगा.

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

फेकू ने पप्पू से पूछा: 'मोहब्बत शादी से पहले करनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद?'

पप्पू ने कहा: 'कभी भी...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning!

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Speak in faith, and everything you declare shall be yours. No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue...

Prayer Of The Day

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