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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
I, made in England, felt excluded, miffed, resistant to the idea of even visiting India, a position of increasing absurdity as, one by one, backpacking friends returned from the place with the standard anecdotal combo of nirvanic epiphany and toilet horror.
I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet.
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.
House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.
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