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Most Famous Toilet Paper Quotes of All Time!

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Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

Quotes by Shenaz Treasury

The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper.

Quotes by Rudy Boesch

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Quotes by Rod Serling

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

Quotes by Richard Branson

It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.

Quotes by Neal Adams

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.

Quotes by Evan Osnos

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.

Quotes by Daphne Zuniga

House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic.

Quotes by Corey Stewart

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Quotes by Billy Wilder

When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some toilet paper tubes.

Quotes by Alex Hirsch

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

Quotes by Alan Moore

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