Toilet Paper Quotes
Comedy built from the most mundane object around.
Toilet paper turns out to be a surprisingly reliable comic prop, used here to dismiss comic books, mock American bathrooms without bidets, and even joke about what a Bible is good for in a survival pinch.
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.
American Quotes
It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.
I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic.
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Being Quotes
When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some toilet paper tubes.
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.
