पति- तेरे बाप की जले पर नमक छिड़कने की आदत गई नहीं ।
पत्नी- क्यों क्या हुआ?
पति- आज फिर से पूछ रहा था कि मेरी बेटी से शादी करके खुश तो हो ना? 😁😋😆😎😂

लड़की को propose करने का नया अंदाज,

लड़का- सुनिए जी,

लड़की – बोलो,

लड़का- क्या मैं आपकी एक फोटो ले सकता हूँ?

लड़की गुस्से में- क्यों?

लड़का- कुछ नहीं जान,

बच्चों को दिखाऊँगा कि जवानी में मम्मी कितनी सुन्दर दिखती...

कृपया भारी बारिश में # लड़कियाँ घर के बाहर ना निकलें,
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अगर भारी बारिश के कारण # Make_Up धुल गया तो # Break_Up की संभावना..!
~ भारत सरकार
😝😝😝😜😜😜

Why was the broom late for the first date? Because it swept away the afternoon! It had been so excited about the evening that it lost track of time and had to rush to the restaurant.

My wife told me I never listen. Or at least, I think that is what she said. I have been giving it some thought - or I will be once I figure out what the topic was.

Why do husbands forget anniversaries? Because self-preservation instinct suppresses the memory. The mind knows that if you remember, you are expected to have planned something - and planning is stressful.

What do squirrels give each other for Valentines Day? Forget-me-nuts! They buried the gifts in October and spent February desperately trying to remember where - deeply romantic in a scattered way.

What is the secret to a happy marriage? Admitting that you are both right about completely different things, finding a restaurant you can both tolerate, and never fighting about the thermostat after 9 PM.

Why do couples fight about the TV remote? Because whoever holds it actually holds all the power! It is not about channels - it is about who gets to decide when the evening ends and what constitutes one more episode.

I was going to make a joke about marriage, but I figured it had a ring of truth to it already. I decided to commit to the punchline and propose a better one for next time.