Snake Quotes
Playful and mythic sayings about serpents.
This page collects quotes where snakes turn up in myth, old-fashioned remedies, and running jokes about keeping whiskey close just in case. Browse Funny quotes for more laughs.
Meditation isn't snake oil. For some people, meditation might be the most efficient way to reduce stress and cultivate mindfulness. But it isn't a panacea. If you don't meditate, there's no need to stress out about it.
One of the first auditions I had in New York was for a commercial where I had to go in and audition to be a snake charmer... It was either some bank commercial or something where they wanted a guy...
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I'm like Loki in Nordic mythology: one day I'll be a woman and the next day a snake.
I've eaten lion, leopard, crocodile, python. I don't recommend lion. It tastes exactly like when a tomcat comes into your house and sprays. Snake and crocodile are great - a cross between lobster and chicken.
Always Quotes
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Everybody has ways in which they've been lucky in life, and everybody also has ways in which they've definitely rolled snake eyes.
The irony is that the people we tend to vote for actually look down on voters and voting. That's just idiotic, right? That's like a snake eating its own tail! A wolf in a trap gnawing off its own head...
Fear Quotes
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, how to get in around venomous anything.
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
I grew up in Florida, started fishing with my dad going down to the Everglades and around the state, plus some offshore stuff for sails and wahoo - but I never really got the bug until my husband and I...
Funny Quotes
I'd like to make it very clear that getting bitten by a venomous snake is dumb, clumsy and nothing to be proud of.
My hike up the Snake Path at Masada was mystical. The fog rolled in, enveloping the entire mountain.
The martial arts that I got into was because of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, because of all of the animal styles at the time. It was around about the time when Jackie was doing 'Drunken Master,' and, like, Snake...
Go Quotes
I was even more of a fan of Jake The Snake than I was of my dad when I was a kid, and that's because of the snake. Jake used to have his snake, Damien, out in the locker room...
